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More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 29, 2011, 04:58:14 PM

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Luna

#540
May 18, 2011, 09:43:47 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 18, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
Inn of the Screeching Servo

I nominate this for the name of the next Open Bar thread.   :p
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#541
May 18, 2011, 09:48:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 18, 2011, 09:43:47 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 18, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
Inn of the Screeching Servo

I nominate this for the name of the next Open Bar thread.   :p

ECH has vetoed naming the bar, on account of MW/TCC/EB&G.  I tend to agree with him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#542
May 18, 2011, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2011, 09:48:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 18, 2011, 09:43:47 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 18, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
Inn of the Screeching Servo

I nominate this for the name of the next Open Bar thread.   :p

ECH has vetoed naming the bar, on account of MW/TCC/EB&G.  I tend to agree with him.

Ah, well.

Awesome, EoC...  And I find the image of nessies nomming down on a Fox News commentator heartwarming.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#543
May 18, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
If Sams is dead, I'm going to fire chinchillas into traffic with a PVC cannon, in his honor.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#544
May 18, 2011, 10:08:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
If Sams is dead, I'm going to fire chinchillas into traffic with a PVC cannon, in his honor.

I was just going to have a drink or two in his honor this weekend.  Now it feels like not enough...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#545
May 19, 2011, 05:55:33 AM
EoC, you took that scene and made it EPIC. Sweet fucking Christ. Marry me and have my babies.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#546
May 22, 2011, 05:17:24 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#547
May 22, 2011, 05:24:33 AM
 :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#548
May 22, 2011, 04:27:33 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#549
May 22, 2011, 09:26:58 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#550
May 22, 2011, 10:10:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2011, 09:26:58 PM


It's like you tapped into what I imagined it would look like.

P3nT4gR4m

#551
May 23, 2011, 06:53:49 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#552
May 23, 2011, 06:55:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 23, 2011, 06:53:49 PM


NICE.

This story wandered FAR afield from what I had originally imagined, but I wouldn't change a thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#553
May 23, 2011, 06:58:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2011, 05:17:24 AM


I don't even know what's going on, but  :lulz:

Richter is such a badass Jihadist that he goes into the sewers with nothing more than a PLASTIC LADLE and a crazy, fractured grin.  The Nessies know him, oh, yes.  They know what he'll DO to them with that ladle, and what the horrible stains on his jeans are.  They know why he smiles.

So they go after the servoheads, because it's safer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#554
May 23, 2011, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 23, 2011, 06:55:58 PM
NICE.

This story wandered FAR afield from what I had originally imagined, but I wouldn't change a thing.

How did you originally see it going?

Great work, P3nt!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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