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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by Placid Dingo, May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM

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Placid Dingo

May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'

A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.

Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'

And you say...
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

AFK

#1
May 20, 2011, 11:01:40 AM
"Yeah, and I'm like the Osama Bin Laden of Discordia.  I'm going to jihad your ass right here!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Faust

#2
May 20, 2011, 11:39:49 AM
"Yeah man, I love mac products. I'm all about the executives."
Sleepless nights at the chateau

LMNO

#3
May 20, 2011, 12:51:39 PM
"Looks like it's time to call an airstrike on Saratoga Springs."

Freeky

#4
May 20, 2011, 01:46:04 PM
"Oh hey, that reminds me, have you ever read Ayn Rand? I am SO into her."

AFK

#5
May 20, 2011, 01:50:14 PM
"Hey have you heard about the guy who was winged for asking stupid questions?  Isn't that a thing that YOU'RE into?"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#6
May 20, 2011, 02:19:08 PM
>>>REQUIRED<<<<

"I could tell you but......"

Lies

#7
May 20, 2011, 02:21:50 PM
I'm not sure if I'm required to kill or recruit you now before it's too late.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
May 20, 2011, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'

A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.

Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'

And you say...

...MAKE YOUR TIME, INFIDEL!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#9
May 20, 2011, 04:07:00 PM
"The Rupture is kicking off as planned, I see. Good."
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Adios

#10
May 20, 2011, 04:10:57 PM
"I don't know what you're talking about, I was out postergasming."

AFK

#11
May 20, 2011, 04:13:08 PM
"Yeah.  But that was small potatoes compare to what those guys did to The Spaghetti Shack.  They put goddamned oil in the water.  Heartless Monsters!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Adios

#12
May 20, 2011, 04:14:35 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 20, 2011, 04:13:08 PM
"Yeah.  But that was small potatoes compare to what those guys did to The Spaghetti Shack.  They put goddamned oil in the water.  Heartless Monsters!"

:lulz:

Jenne

#13
May 20, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
"I'm not like those other spags, I've already broken out of my Black Iron Prison."

East Coast Hustle

#14
May 20, 2011, 07:42:30 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'

A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.

Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'

And you say...

"whatever. Anything that reduces the number of Apple employees is a good thing in my book."
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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