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Started by saturnine, March 03, 2011, 08:33:14 AM

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Don Coyote

#270
May 22, 2011, 06:01:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2011, 06:00:00 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 22, 2011, 05:44:49 AM
Three minutes of searching has revealed that the woman who most recently contacted me writes Kirk/Spock BDSM fan-fiction.

Welp.

If you don't answer that, you will regret it every day of your life.

Yup.

I totally would respond that. That person is either way fucking cool or way fucked in the head. Either way good times might happen. For a given value of good.

Thurnez Isa

#271
May 22, 2011, 04:46:41 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 22, 2011, 05:44:49 AM
Three minutes of searching has revealed that the woman who most recently contacted me writes Kirk/Spock BDSM fan-fiction.

Welp.

See. Things are looking up.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Placid Dingo

#272
May 23, 2011, 07:27:56 AM
Haing already contacted anyone worth speaking to in a travelable distance, I begin my plan to replace all OKC private information with Hip Hop lyrics.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Nadezhda

#273
May 23, 2011, 07:37:05 AM
My profile is basically a big plop of troll shit, and yet I still get messages.  The only men I attract, however, are fat polyamorous pagans who want me to threesome them and their spotty greying wives.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#274
May 23, 2011, 07:45:35 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 23, 2011, 07:37:05 AM
My profile is basically a big plop of troll shit, and yet I still get messages.  The only men I attract, however, are fat polyamorous pagans who want me to threesome them and their spotty greying wives.

:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#275
May 23, 2011, 07:45:57 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 23, 2011, 07:27:56 AM
Haing already contacted anyone worth speaking to in a travelable distance, I begin my plan to replace all OKC private information with Hip Hop lyrics.

:lulz: I approve of this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#276
May 23, 2011, 07:46:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 23, 2011, 07:45:35 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 23, 2011, 07:37:05 AM
My profile is basically a big plop of troll shit, and yet I still get messages.  The only men I attract, however, are fat polyamorous pagans who want me to threesome them and their spotty greying wives.

:vom:

AGREED :vom: :vom: :vom:

Cramulus

#277
May 23, 2011, 02:38:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2011, 06:00:00 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 22, 2011, 05:44:49 AM
Three minutes of searching has revealed that the woman who most recently contacted me writes Kirk/Spock BDSM fan-fiction.

Welp.

If you don't answer that, you will regret it every day of your life.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Kai

#278
May 23, 2011, 02:42:17 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 22, 2011, 05:44:49 AM
Three minutes of searching has revealed that the woman who most recently contacted me writes Kirk/Spock BDSM fan-fiction.

Welp.

Lucky you. I don't get contacted anymore.
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AFK

#279
May 23, 2011, 02:42:27 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 22, 2011, 05:44:49 AM
Three minutes of searching has revealed that the woman who most recently contacted me writes Kirk/Spock BDSM fan-fiction.

Welp.

Can anyone account for the whereabouts of LMNO when this contact occurred?

;)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#280
May 23, 2011, 02:44:26 PM
Hey, no fair!


Everyone knows I only write Riker/Wesley Crusher slashfic.

Nadezhda

#281
May 24, 2011, 12:39:48 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 23, 2011, 07:46:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 23, 2011, 07:45:35 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 23, 2011, 07:37:05 AM
My profile is basically a big plop of troll shit, and yet I still get messages.  The only men I attract, however, are fat polyamorous pagans who want me to threesome them and their spotty greying wives.

:vom:

AGREED :vom: :vom: :vom:

For clarification, I get decent people hitting on me on OKC (That I never message back because the internet is scary), but in RL, seriously, it's all dirty hippies and poly dudes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#282
May 24, 2011, 03:19:48 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 23, 2011, 07:37:05 AM
My profile is basically a big plop of troll shit, and yet I still get messages.  The only men I attract, however, are fat polyamorous pagans who want me to threesome them and their spotty greying wives.

Respond with "THOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE!"

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Howl

#283
April 10, 2012, 08:30:30 PM
Bump.

Good times.
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

#284
April 10, 2012, 08:33:16 PM
Oh, saturnine. :lulz:

The best part is he wasn't even trolling. He was SO EARNEST.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

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