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ATTN RICHTER: I HAVE ONLY 2 WORDS TO SAY TO YOU...

Started by Suu, May 24, 2011, 04:20:45 AM

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Suu

May 24, 2011, 04:20:45 AM
CUM RAKE.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Kai

#1
May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but

....




WHAT?!  :aaa: :x
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but

....




WHAT?!  :aaa: :x

It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm.  It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.

They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks.  The bastards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#4
May 24, 2011, 04:30:36 AM
GoddAMNIT Suu.  There was still Cumrake on my mess tools at work today.  You didn't evne bother to give them a dedicated licking did you?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#5
May 24, 2011, 04:31:06 AM
 :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#6
May 24, 2011, 04:31:39 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 24, 2011, 04:30:36 AM
GoddAMNIT Suu.  There was still Cumrake on my mess tools at work today.  You didn't evne bother to give them a dedicated licking did you?

I told you I was putting your tools back dirty, don't listen to me!

And I *DID* lick them, damnit, the stuff is just that sticky!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#7
May 24, 2011, 04:35:52 AM
My coworkers smelled the odor of cumrake seeping form my bag and around my person like the suqamous tentacles of some eldrich being of disgrace and poor life choices.  They now consider me a freak to be avoided and not provoked.

I am OK with this.  The flavor of unexpected cumrake mingling with my thrice reheated supermarket pizza brought an indescribable quality to my day.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Kai

#8
May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but

....




WHAT?!  :aaa: :x

It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm.  It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.

They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks.  The bastards.

That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Phox

#9
May 24, 2011, 05:04:32 AM
Thread delivers. Would read again. A++

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
May 24, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but

....




WHAT?!  :aaa: :x

It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm.  It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.

They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks.  The bastards.

That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.

No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#11
May 24, 2011, 05:07:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but

....




WHAT?!  :aaa: :x

It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm.  It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.

They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks.  The bastards.

That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.

No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...

No, see, it reminds me of an evo-psych paper that Requia probably read about the head of the phallus being mushroom shaped so it can scoop out sperm.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 24, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:07:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but

....




WHAT?!  :aaa: :x

It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm.  It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.

They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks.  The bastards.

That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.

No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...

No, see, it reminds me of an evo-psych paper that Requia probably read about the head of the phallus being mushroom shaped so it can scoop out sperm.

That's more of a plunger, I think.

Although the idea of tines on the end of my johnson has its appeal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#13
May 24, 2011, 05:16:32 AM
There are many versions.  One is a lot like a .45 bore snake attached to a dremel tool
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Kai

#14
May 24, 2011, 05:17:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:07:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but

....




WHAT?!  :aaa: :x

It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm.  It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.

They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks.  The bastards.

That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.

No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...

No, see, it reminds me of an evo-psych paper that Requia probably read about the head of the phallus being mushroom shaped so it can scoop out sperm.

That's more of a plunger, I think.

Although the idea of tines on the end of my johnson has its appeal.

CUMRAKE VS VAGINADENTATA! WHO WILL WIN?!?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish
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