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ATTN RICHTER: I HAVE ONLY 2 WORDS TO SAY TO YOU...

Started by Suu, May 24, 2011, 04:20:45 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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May 24, 2011, 05:17:54 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:17:03 AM
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Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but

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WHAT?!  :aaa: :x

It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm.  It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.

They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks.  The bastards.

That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.

No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...

No, see, it reminds me of an evo-psych paper that Requia probably read about the head of the phallus being mushroom shaped so it can scoop out sperm.

That's more of a plunger, I think.

Although the idea of tines on the end of my johnson has its appeal.

CUMRAKE VS VAGINADENTATA! WHO WILL WIN?!?

THE DUTCH!
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Kai

#16
May 24, 2011, 05:20:45 AM
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
May 24, 2011, 05:26:45 AM
They need to rake out the fast-swimming fuckers that are hitting the eggs and making politicians, CEOs and teevee preachers.
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Suu

#18
May 24, 2011, 04:10:37 PM
Byron says he's going to send us all cum rakes for Christmas.
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Luna

#19
May 24, 2011, 04:40:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 24, 2011, 04:10:37 PM
Byron says he's going to send us all cum rakes for Christmas.

Awesome.   :lulz:
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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