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God takes another swipe at Khara

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 23, 2011, 03:07:06 PM

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A tornado is on the ground right now in Oklahoma.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Christ Jesus, Khara, just hang some thralls already! Or move to Tucson.
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Jenne

Stay safe, you Midwesterns!  Khara, glad you survived!  <3

Succulent Plant

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 25, 2011, 12:36:42 AM
A tornado is on the ground right now in Oklahoma.

Are you in Oklahoma? :-/  I just heard that there are 4 people dead in Oklahoma from that latest one, hope you and your family are safe.  Looks like we've got another one an hour away from Joplin, so about an hour and a half away from me.

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Quote from: Aloe on May 25, 2011, 02:21:39 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 25, 2011, 12:36:42 AM
A tornado is on the ground right now in Oklahoma.

Are you in Oklahoma? :-/  I just heard that there are 4 people dead in Oklahoma from that latest one, hope you and your family are safe.  Looks like we've got another one an hour away from Joplin, so about an hour and a half away from me.

Kansas.


Suu

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Succulent Plant

Video of Dan's 'house' in Joplin taken yesterday, he works at my company.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfpBAxM33I0 

Him and 8 other people were in the laundry room of that house, all survived. 

Here's the laundry room:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3MfQBO3jNs&feature=player_profilepage

Luna

Quote from: Aloe on May 25, 2011, 04:52:26 AM
Video of Dan's 'house' in Joplin taken yesterday, he works at my company.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfpBAxM33I0 

Him and 8 other people were in the laundry room of that house, all survived. 

Here's the laundry room:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3MfQBO3jNs&feature=player_profilepage

Jesus fuck.
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Quote from: Aloe on May 25, 2011, 04:52:26 AM
Video of Dan's 'house' in Joplin taken yesterday, he works at my company.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfpBAxM33I0 

Him and 8 other people were in the laundry room of that house, all survived. 

Here's the laundry room:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3MfQBO3jNs&feature=player_profilepage

Holy fucking shit.

This makes me very grateful to live in a place that doesn't do weather.
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The gods are bowling. That last one sounded like a strike.

Suu

That's what my parents told me when I was little during t-storms. "The angels are bowling."

Wow. I haven't thought of that in years.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

So, I've been lucky in that I haven't been getting too much of this shit, but it looks like luck's going to run out in the next few hours. Fuck yeah, death storms.