even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.

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Disco Pickle

May 19, 2011, 05:46:46 PM
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Cain

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May 19, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.

Nephew Twiddleton

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May 19, 2011, 05:54:59 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:46:46 PM
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/



Little do they suspect, all the volunteers are Satanists who are just in it for the free sacrifice victims.
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Disco Pickle

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May 19, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.

Hell I'm no Christian and yet I've been trying to teach the damn cat how to wash dishes and vacuum for years so that I might enjoy a more leisurely lifestyle.

So far, NOTHING.

I may not be beating him hard enough.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Disco Pickle

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May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Nephew Twiddleton

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May 19, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
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Freeky

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May 20, 2011, 06:36:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 19, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
:lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:

Telarus

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May 20, 2011, 07:21:23 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.

Hell I'm no Christian and yet I've been trying to teach the damn cat how to wash dishes and vacuum for years so that I might enjoy a more leisurely lifestyle.

So far, NOTHING.

I may not be beating him hard enough.


Dude, your totally picking the wrong chores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA
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May 20, 2011, 08:00:13 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:36:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 19, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
:lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:

Lip service gets yuo nothing. Jesus hated hypocrites.

If he came around the first time nowadays, I'd expect to see him down at The Machine in Kenmore Square. srsly. That's how he rolled.
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Bruno

#9
May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?
Formerly something else...

Succulent Plant

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May 27, 2011, 08:50:33 PM
This one is ran by atheists, so christians can be sure they definitely won't be raptured. lol  http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ 

Disco Pickle

#11
May 27, 2011, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

It is, for the people dumb enough to actually fall for something like this, all but outright admittal that their GodTM put their cute little furry friends on the planet to bring them joy only until such time as he returns to collect their souls, leaving the cute and fuzzys behind with the Godless HeathensTM to burn for all eternity in a fiery hell.  

Having shit like that in your brain must be what it's like to be on an acid trip that went south during the first hour.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Succulent Plant

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May 27, 2011, 09:10:23 PM Last Edit: May 27, 2011, 09:12:54 PM by Aloe
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 27, 2011, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

It is, for the people dumb enough to actually fall for something like this, all but outright admittal that their GodTM put their cute little furry friends on the planet to bring them joy only until such time as he returns to collect their souls, leaving the cute and fuzzys behind with the Godless HeathensTM to burn for all eternity in a fiery hell. 

Having shit like that in your brain must be what it's like to be on an acid trip that went south during the first hour.

There was a news story about the earth bound pets one that I linked, 259 people signed up for it.  http://wap.npr.org/news/Business/136475372

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 27, 2011, 09:57:36 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

:lulz: Only if you think small business = government.
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May 27, 2011, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

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