God takes another swipe at Khara

[Phox]

Shitfuck. I advise not going outside. Nor staying inside. Nor being in New England at all with tornadoes about. Be safe.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

We actually have sunshine today.....

[Luna]

I liked Pennsylvania.  Sure, we had weather, but it didn't fuck around.  When it rained, it RAINED.  When it snowed, we didn't get the tentative 2-3 inches at a time, with the occasional daring 6 inches that farts around up here, we got FEET at a time, the skies opened up and just took a big, white dump.  When we got tornadoes, no warnings, no fucking around, WHAM, town gone.

[Suu]

The sun is out here now.



Lol New England. Should we start taking bets?

[Luna]

The sun is out here now.



Lol New England. Should we start taking bets?

Gimme the long shot.  Put my nickel down on "beautiful weather all weekend, wherever we are."

[Suu]

A nickel. 

No one ever puts a real wager down on our weather, it's too damn risky.

I say, as is the custom of our people...Saturday and Sunday will be lovely, and Monday, Memorial Day, will be a shit storm. Because it's the law of the lail here in these parts to NEVER HAVE A NICE MEMORIAL OR LABOR DAY.

[Adios]

A nickel. 

No one ever puts a real wager down on our weather, it's too damn risky.

I say, as is the custom of our people...Saturday and Sunday will be lovely, and Monday, Memorial Day, will be a shit storm. Because it's the law of the lail here in these parts to NEVER HAVE A NICE MEMORIAL OR LABOR DAY.

I'll take the trifecta on Exactly Opposite what the weathermen say.

[Suu]

I think you're winning, because it doesn't look like tornadoes out there.

[Succulent Plant]

We're getting a bad storm right now, no tornado warnings yet though.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

We're getting a bad storm right now, no tornado warnings yet though.

NOOOOOO  I don't want anymore......

[Kai]

I got all those storms last night. Thank fuck there were no tornadoes in the Piedmont. Now we've got a high pressure system overhead and it's just beautiful out. Should be good for most of next week too.

Be careful folks. That storm, even though there weren't any tornadoes, had some wicked winds and hail.

Edit: And the NOAA weather website is the only weather source I trust, mostly because I can look at all the maps, radar, and predictions, and figure out the trends for myself. The National maps are especially good for figuring out if there might be rain say, next weekend, because it's a pretty darn good prediction of the positions of barometric presure systems. High pressure generally means fair, nice weather. Low pressure generally means rain and storms. And on the maps, they even label the barometric lines yellow and green so it makes things even easier to tell.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I liked Pennsylvania.  Sure, we had weather, but it didn't fuck around.  When it rained, it RAINED.  When it snowed, we didn't get the tentative 2-3 inches at a time, with the occasional daring 6 inches that farts around up here, we got FEET at a time, the skies opened up and just took a big, white dump.  When we got tornadoes, no warnings, no fucking around, WHAM, town gone.

If you are like me, you left PA because of the fucking people. Land? Beautiful. Weather? Awesome and/or terrifying. People? Inbred Republicans or Amish (also inbred).

[Suu]

Once again, meteorology fails in New England.

[Succulent Plant]

All clear and sunny here now.  Hope it dissipates before it gets to you Khara!  

[Luna]

I liked Pennsylvania.  Sure, we had weather, but it didn't fuck around.  When it rained, it RAINED.  When it snowed, we didn't get the tentative 2-3 inches at a time, with the occasional daring 6 inches that farts around up here, we got FEET at a time, the skies opened up and just took a big, white dump.  When we got tornadoes, no warnings, no fucking around, WHAM, town gone.

If you are like me, you left PA because of the fucking people. Land? Beautiful. Weather? Awesome and/or terrifying. People? Inbred Republicans or Amish (also inbred).

I have nothing negative to say at all about the Amish.  We had some near where I grew up.  Kept to themselves, minded their own business.  When the tornadoes hit and wiped out pretty much every fucking building for miles (the only building left standing and structurally intact enough to be used was the church, go figure), the Amish bussed in their out of state members, they put up their barns and houses (in that order), then turned around and said, "what do you need?"  If you needed to borrow a tool, if they didn't need it, you were welcome to it.  If you needed an extra few strong backs to get walls up, you had 'em.