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Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!

Started by Cain, May 30, 2011, 10:00:37 AM

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May 30, 2011, 10:00:37 AM


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Rumckle

#1
May 30, 2011, 01:04:22 PM
"Those burgers aren't like political policies, you don't need to keep flipping them."
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
May 30, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
                                  Hold my tongs, willya?  I have to shit.
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#3
May 30, 2011, 06:52:26 PM
Whoops, I done posted mine in the bar.

Be right back...

EDIT:

Quote from: Payne on May 30, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 30, 2011, 09:58:43 AM
I thought Obama was still seeing his rich, unhip white friends in Europe?



This should so be the premise of a caption competition

Dave, I think we've gone way past the point where this informant can tell us anything. We should stick to waterboarding.

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#4
May 30, 2011, 07:29:55 PM
I surprise karate-chopped the orphan like this, to make sure it's meat wasn't besmirched with fear hormones.
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                                      I don't know Dave, I think it improves the flavor.
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Bruno

#5
May 30, 2011, 07:58:37 PM
                                       Hey, yawanna see my impression of the muppet version of myself?
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Why sure, I'd love to... Wow, that's amazing!







                                                                     (Who the fuck is this clown? I thought I was going to get to meet Kirk Cameron!)
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Formerly something else...

Payne

#6
May 30, 2011, 08:08:06 PM


Barry never could get the hang of Paper-Scissors-Rock.



"Mr. President, I really think you should move your policies just a little bit more to the right..."



There is something about world leaders holding their tools in their left hands. We're all peasants to them, only because we jack off with the wrong hand...

P3nT4gR4m

#7
May 30, 2011, 08:22:38 PM
Bitches love it when I smack em on the ass                                   Fuck yeah!
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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#8
May 30, 2011, 08:24:07 PM
I wipe my ass with sheets of silk about this big.
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I bypass the entire wiping issue with poop forceps. *clicks tongs together*
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Jasper

#9
May 30, 2011, 11:28:25 PM
blah immigration blah public spending blah...                        (...I woner if he's heard the Arisotcrats joke...)     
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Juana

#10
May 31, 2011, 03:16:54 AM
Aww, picture 404'd. :(
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#11
May 31, 2011, 03:23:51 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 31, 2011, 03:16:54 AM
Aww, picture 404'd. :(

I can still see it.

But, I re-hosted it for you here anyways.
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Juana

#12
May 31, 2011, 04:06:47 AM
:lulz: thanks.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

AFK

#13
May 31, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
 "Yeah, I only have tartare on a rare occasion.
Heh, get it...rare?  I made a pun!"                           "That was goddamn awful!  Please stop talking!"                                     
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#14
May 31, 2011, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on May 30, 2011, 08:24:07 PM
I wipe my ass with sheets of silk about this big.
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I bypass the entire wiping issue with poop forceps. *clicks tongs together*


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