Goddamnit, Roger sent a warning shot to New England last night.

[Suu]

Oh hey, landlord just called me back.

Apparently they lost a whole roof on the Eastside, so he's been a bit preoccupied.



He's trying to get someone over here tonight, but he doesn't know. So I need to get this window patched up good and tight, or at least, as tight as we can get it, before the storms roll in tonight.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I await your cry of "uncle".

[Suu]

I await your cry of "uncle".

Yeah, okay.

I dealt with Hurricane Andrew for 3 fucking days straight.
Gloria knocked down 7 trees in my backyard when I still lived in NY.
I've had 2 feet of water from Tampa Bay with stingrays swimming in my bedroom from a Gulf FLYBY called Georges, not even a direct hit.
I've chased tornadoes across the plains in Arkansas ON VACATION.
I was ready to sleep in the bathtub last night, out of pure habit, since the first thing they teach you in 1st grade in Florida are duck and cover drills.
I have cyclones in my blood, Old Man, and I'm STILL waiting on that Cat 5 you said we'd get 2 years ago.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I await your cry of "uncle".

Yeah, okay.

I dealt with Hurricane Andrew for 3 fucking days straight.
Gloria knocked down 7 trees in my backyard when I still lived in NY.
I've had 2 feet of water from Tampa Bay with stingrays swimming in my bedroom from a Gulf FLYBY called Georges, not even a direct hit.
I've chased tornadoes across the plains in Arkansas ON VACATION.
I was ready to sleep in the bathtub last night, out of pure habit, since the first thing they teach you in 1st grade in Florida are duck and cover drills.
I have cyclones in my blood, Old Man, and I'm STILL waiting on that Cat 5 you said we'd get 2 years ago.

Oki doke.

TGRR,
Is a patient yet vengeful Rain God.

[Luna]

Oki doke.

TGRR,
Is a patient yet vengeful Rain God.

I ain't proud...  Uncle Roger, can you at least hold it off until Trip and 'Torte are settled in here for the night?  They're on the road, here, now, and she's not used to driving in this crap erm... expression of your divine wrath.

[Luna]

Oki doke.

TGRR,
Is a patient yet vengeful Rain God.

I ain't proud...  Uncle Roger, can you at least hold it off until Trip and 'Torte are settled in here for the night?  They're on the road, here, now, and she's not used to driving in this crap erm... expression of your divine wrath.

For the record...  It just eased off...

[Suu]

Just as I was getting settled in with some Black Strap and chips and salsa. As is tradition.

[Jenne]

Y'all stay safe.  Jesus fuck.  How many times does this make in a month?

Wow.

[Suu]

Thunderstorms in the summer are perfectly normal.

Thunderstorms with horizontal hail that take out windows, on the other hand...Not so much. We get our fair share of hail storms too, like 2 or 3 rockin' ones a summer, but with hurricane force winds attached to them? Um, not unless it's a hurricane.

[Suu]

http://www.stormpulse.com/severe/02903

Enjoy the shenanigans with us!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oki doke.

TGRR,
Is a patient yet vengeful Rain God.

I ain't proud...  Uncle Roger, can you at least hold it off until Trip and 'Torte are settled in here for the night?  They're on the road, here, now, and she's not used to driving in this crap erm... expression of your divine wrath.

For the record...  It just eased off...

I am a kind and benevolent Rain God.

[Luna]

Oki doke.

TGRR,
Is a patient yet vengeful Rain God.

I ain't proud...  Uncle Roger, can you at least hold it off until Trip and 'Torte are settled in here for the night?  They're on the road, here, now, and she's not used to driving in this crap erm... expression of your divine wrath.

For the record...  It just eased off...

I am a kind and benevolent Rain God.

Provably so...  Everything eased right off.  Trip and 'Torte are here, fed, and are getting organized for the big trip home in the morning. 

I'll have to come up with an appropriate token of my appreciation to send to Tuscon.

[Freeky]

I thought the AZ fires were a direct result of Freeky's vindaloo and the fans in your bathroom malfunctioning.

No, they're a direct result of me deciding sunset would look prettier if they were ON FIRE.

[Miss Demeanor]

Oh kind & benelovent raingod Roger, please be so kind as to send me some rain in southeastern NC.  We're headed into extreme drought conditions and it's not even July yet. 

[maphdet]

I see how it is. Fine.

Time to build my armies, ONCE AGAIN.

Good luck moving them.  Muhaha.

TGRR,
Wants to introduce you to his friend "Trench foot".

We're not called "Swamp Yankees" for nothin', you know.

You'll never make it past the Mississippi.  You'll be dragging ass home like Napoleon after Moscow, only with relentless rain rather than cold.

And it's not like I haven't been itching for a reason to flood the rest of the Midwest, anyway.

Well, if you could do me a favor. Florida is on fire, again. For Squid and my parents' sake, can you PLEASE send some their way? My brother really doesn't want a firework ban on the 4th.

AH-We are all just fucked here in FLA----Plus What? I don't think the ban has been lifted on the 4th for Years now, no?
I took a snap shoot of the temp yesterday-it was 100-yup 100-and you all may be but its FLA- BUT i tell you-I'v been here for a Long time and it is rare /unusual to reach 100. Just think of how well the hurricanes are gonna love the nice and smoldering waters. yay.


So-Until your return to the swamp Suu----Duck and Mother Fucking Cover Up There Eh! Be Safe.