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Japanese Scientists Take Your Poop and Make

Started by Jenne, June 18, 2011, 11:17:20 PM

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Doktor Howl

#1
June 19, 2011, 04:38:46 PM
I will begin shipping my poomp today!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
June 19, 2011, 05:28:06 PM
This is even better than soylent green!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#3
June 19, 2011, 05:30:43 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 05:28:06 PM
This is even better than soylent green!

Soylent Green is POOOOOOOP!
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:nigel:
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
June 19, 2011, 07:40:50 PM
I can't see that as being good for anyone. But I bet my redneck family would eat that shit like . . . erm. Shit?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
June 19, 2011, 07:52:36 PM
My favorite is the part where they're hoping to get the price down to about the same as actual beef.

Because that implies that they think people will choose the poop meat over real beef if all else is equal.  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
June 19, 2011, 08:08:14 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 07:52:36 PM
My favorite is the part where they're hoping to get the price down to about the same as actual beef.

Because that implies that they think people will choose the poop meat over real beef if all else is equal.  :?

It's the responsible thing to do! FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#7
June 19, 2011, 09:48:22 PM
Japanese Discordians trolling the Greens, ITT.   :lulz:
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PresidentLincPwln

#8
June 20, 2011, 12:34:51 AM
How, dear friends; how will the ponographic coprophilia industry react to this?

I await, with bated breath and bating hands, the next generation of zany Japanese porn.
A house divided is a condo.

-Abraham Lincoln

Doktor Howl

#9
June 20, 2011, 12:49:17 AM
Quote from: PresidentLincPwln on June 20, 2011, 12:34:51 AM
How, dear friends; how will the ponographic coprophilia industry react to this?

I await, with bated breath and bating hands, the next generation of zany Japanese porn.

The Dutch are gonna be PISSED.
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Cain

#10
June 20, 2011, 02:31:01 PM
I'd eat poop-beef.

At least twice, anyway.

Doktor Howl

#11
June 20, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 20, 2011, 02:31:01 PM
I'd eat poop-beef.

At least twice, anyway.

GIGGLES will be dancing in the streets.

Nobody wants to see that.
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Jenne

#12
June 20, 2011, 04:17:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 20, 2011, 02:31:01 PM
I'd eat poop-beef.

At least twice, anyway.

Ok.  I'll bite.

Why twice?

Cain

#13
June 20, 2011, 04:25:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
GIGGLES will be dancing in the streets.

Nobody wants to see that.

It'd be worth the blindness.

Quote from: Jenne on June 20, 2011, 04:17:12 PM
Ok.  I'll bite.

Why twice?

Well, the first time, when it's real beef, and then again, after it's been...processed.
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