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Started by AFK, June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM

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June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
ITT I dedicate puns to posters.

Why?  Because I hate you all!

First up, for LMNO:

What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band?  Husk-er Du. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#1
June 21, 2011, 05:30:09 PM
For Dok Howl:

Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry? It's all the rage now.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#2
June 21, 2011, 05:31:41 PM
For Fred:

Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio? It's between Dayton and Marysville.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#3
June 21, 2011, 05:34:46 PM
For Suu:

This pun was especially tailored for you because I knew it would leave you in stitches. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#4
June 21, 2011, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
ITT I dedicate puns to posters.

Why?  Because I hate you all!

First up, for LMNO:

What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band?  Husk-er Du. 

You have no Hart, I'll Grant you that.*



















*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Hart


AFK

#5
June 21, 2011, 05:38:57 PM
For Kai:

The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects, but he did one on the fly.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#6
June 21, 2011, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 21, 2011, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
ITT I dedicate puns to posters.

Why?  Because I hate you all!

First up, for LMNO:

What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band?  Husk-er Du.  

You have no Hart, I'll Grant you that.*



















*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Hart

True, but no worries, they broke the Mould after they made me.  

:rimshot:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#7
June 21, 2011, 05:43:33 PM
For TI:

The student fretted that he wouldn't strike the right chord with his guitar instructor. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#8
June 21, 2011, 05:49:12 PM
For Mangrove:

The massage therapist felt it was always important to tell his customers how much he kneaded them. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#9
June 21, 2011, 06:00:35 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:34:46 PM
For Suu:

This pun was especially tailored for you because I knew it would leave you in stitches. 

Good thing I darted out of the way.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#10
June 21, 2011, 09:00:12 PM
:mittens: to all of these!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#11
June 21, 2011, 09:33:17 PM
Don't think you have dodged the bullet.  I just ran out of time.  But gauging the feedback I can say that more are on the way.  Tomorrow. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Eve

#12
June 21, 2011, 09:53:41 PM
Oh my goodness I love them all!  :lulz:
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

AFK

#13
June 22, 2011, 07:20:05 PM
For TripZero:

Where do the Dutch most often engage in oral sex?

In the two lips, of course. 

:rimshot:

Yes, a very low-brow pun. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#14
June 22, 2011, 09:45:59 PM
:lulz:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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