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Started by Disco Pickle, April 17, 2011, 07:27:46 PM

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Laughin Jude

#180
June 15, 2011, 02:55:22 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 15, 2011, 02:29:26 AM
http://twitchfilm.com/news/2011/06/sean-bean-stabbed-in-bar-fight-orders-another-drink.php

QuoteMeet Sean Bean, Manly Man.

Whilst out for a drink with a former Playboy model (Manly Point #1) thirty years younger than he is (Manly Point #2), Bean called out a passerby who made lewd comments towards his lady friend (Manly Point #3), and was rewarded by later being punched in the eye and stabbed in the arm with broken glass (Manly Point #4). Bean then went back into the bar, refused an ambulance and ordered another drink (Manly Point #5). There are no reports of what happened to the other man.

This all actually happened this past Sunday night.

And the moral of the story is: Do Not Fuck With Sean Bean.

I never got what was so great about Chuck Norris, but I think I like Sean Bean.
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Suu

#181
June 15, 2011, 03:10:23 PM
http://youtu.be/qYNeT2nzEgA

10 MINUTES.

TYRION SLAPPING JOFFREY FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES STRAIGHT. 651 TIMES!
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Cain

#182
June 15, 2011, 03:22:46 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on June 15, 2011, 02:55:22 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 15, 2011, 02:29:26 AM
http://twitchfilm.com/news/2011/06/sean-bean-stabbed-in-bar-fight-orders-another-drink.php

QuoteMeet Sean Bean, Manly Man.

Whilst out for a drink with a former Playboy model (Manly Point #1) thirty years younger than he is (Manly Point #2), Bean called out a passerby who made lewd comments towards his lady friend (Manly Point #3), and was rewarded by later being punched in the eye and stabbed in the arm with broken glass (Manly Point #4). Bean then went back into the bar, refused an ambulance and ordered another drink (Manly Point #5). There are no reports of what happened to the other man.

This all actually happened this past Sunday night.

And the moral of the story is: Do Not Fuck With Sean Bean.

I never got what was so great about Chuck Norris, but I think I like Sean Bean.

If at some point he had said "I'm Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell and commander of the armies of the North, BITCH" during the proceedings he could have gained +10 manly points.  And -10 Sanity points.

Laughin Jude

#183
June 19, 2011, 02:58:26 AM
Laughin Jude.com - Philosophy, snark, weird stories and bad art

The Plain and Honest Truth - A semi-Discordian serial novel about 9/11, the Iraq War, aliens, the origins of Western religion and an evil sock puppet from another dimension

Suu

#184
June 20, 2011, 03:02:25 AM
Littlefinger is creepy as fuck.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#185
June 21, 2011, 01:41:48 PM
Motherfucking DRAGONS.

And gratuitous frontal nudity.

Cain

#186
June 21, 2011, 01:47:05 PM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 20, 2011, 03:02:25 AM
Littlefinger is creepy as fuck.

He came across a little more as a Magnificent Bastard in the novels, though the creepiness towards Sansa becomes more evident as the series progresses.

Disco Pickle

#187
June 21, 2011, 02:02:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 21, 2011, 01:41:48 PM
Motherfucking DRAGONS.

And gratuitous frontal nudity.

I was hoping to see the dragons partaking of some of the baby milk, but that's just how I roll, and it would have been in keeping with the text of the book.

Dance with Dragons less than a month away, and one year wait  :x for Season 2.

Someone should pull a Misery on Martin to finish the damn series already.
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Faust

#188
June 21, 2011, 03:39:17 PM
Hello HBO, more please.
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Chairman Risus

#189
June 21, 2011, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on June 21, 2011, 02:02:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 21, 2011, 01:41:48 PM
Motherfucking DRAGONS.

And gratuitous frontal nudity.

I was hoping to see the dragons partaking of some of the baby milk, but that's just how I roll, and it would have been in keeping with the text of the book.

Dance with Dragons less than a month away, and one year wait  :x for Season 2.

Someone should pull a Misery on Martin to finish the damn series already.

I'm pretty certain one was nursing when you first spot her in the fire.

Suu

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#190
June 21, 2011, 07:08:53 PM
I want baby dragons!
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Luna

#191
June 21, 2011, 11:19:34 PM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 21, 2011, 07:08:53 PM
I want baby dragons!

I can't help thinking that the little bastards have GOT to have teeth... and no way in HELL, they're not THAT cute...
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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BadBeast

#192
June 21, 2011, 11:48:49 PM Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 11:50:42 PM by BadBeast
Quote from: Laughin Jude on June 15, 2011, 02:55:22 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 15, 2011, 02:29:26 AM
http://twitchfilm.com/news/2011/06/sean-bean-stabbed-in-bar-fight-orders-another-drink.php

QuoteMeet Sean Bean, Manly Man.

Whilst out for a drink with a former Playboy model (Manly Point #1) thirty years younger than he is (Manly Point #2), Bean called out a passerby who made lewd comments towards his lady friend (Manly Point #3), and was rewarded by later being punched in the eye and stabbed in the arm with broken glass (Manly Point #4). Bean then went back into the bar, refused an ambulance and ordered another drink (Manly Point #5). There are no reports of what happened to the other man.

This all actually happened this past Sunday night.

And the moral of the story is: Do Not Fuck With Sean Bean.

I never got what was so great about Chuck Norris, but I think I like Sean Bean.
Actually, what happened was that Sean Bean got pissed up, and started a stupid, drunk "What did you just say" fight, with a total stranger. Who sensibly left. Bean then disappeared to take out some "Sharpes vengeance" on the dude, and wound up getting glassed in the arm, And slapped to shit.
So the moral of the story is, "If you are a wife beating alcoholic blowhard, resist the urge to get drunk and start fights with total strangers" 
If you can't even manage that, you  deserve everything you get.
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Jenne

#193
June 22, 2011, 03:30:02 AM
BadBeast blows Sean Bean's cool guy badass 'tude ITT.

Chairman Risus

#194
June 22, 2011, 07:19:52 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 22, 2011, 03:30:02 AM
BadBeast blows Sean Bean's cool guy badass 'tude ITT.



ITT we learn that BadBeast once had an unpleasant encounter with Sean Bean.
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