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Started by Doktor Howl, June 24, 2011, 07:44:47 PM

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Doktor Howl

THERE REALLY ISN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I MAKE AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SNOWMAN OUT OF SAND.

LOOK WHAT I LEARNED IN SEX-ED TODAY.

OWNED!

FOUR HOURS ISN'T A WASTE OF TIME, ITS A COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE.

OH, IS IT TO HOT FOR THEM TO COME OUT AND CHALLENGE ME? IS THAT WHY THEY CALLED THE PO-PO TO CRUISE THE BLOCK? BETA-MALE OPIEZ.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVEST IN SOME MOONBOOTS, MITTENS CONNECTED AROUND THE SHOULDER WITH A STRING (LOSING MITTENS IS NOT AN OPTION), JAPANESE KAMIKAZE SKULL CAP AND A KNEE LENGTH HOT PINK COLUMBIA JACKET (YES IT IS REVERSIBLE, NO YOU CAN NOT AFFORD).

STEP TO ME WHEN YOU ARE READY, ME AND FROSTY WILL BE HERE ON THE COLICHE, SHARING AN 8 MASHMELLOW HOT CHOCOLATE, 3 OTTER POPS AND A MONEYBELT FULL OF LICORICE LAUGHING AT THE WOMANISH MAN GLARING AT US FROM BEHIND THE CURTAINS.

DOK,
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT OF SNOWMEN
Molon Lube

Jenne

Are you taunting the golfers again, Rog?  :lulz:  Awesomesauce.  You need to keep an online blog of pix of things you do to annoy them.  Of course, this might lead to prosecution, but if it's all done on your own property...not sure you're actually liable.

AFK

Bitches don't know about Dok's pitching wedge!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I ROCK A KOOL AID MOUSTACHE FOR SPAGBOOK.

OH, YOU HAVE A WET 'N WIPE? GOOD FOR YOU. COME NEAR ME AND WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING 'WHERE'S WALDO' GLASSES.

NO, I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY HELMET, AND YES, I WILL BE EATING THIS BOX OF TWINKIES AND THAT BAG OF CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS.

OH, MY DANCE MOVES ARE GETTING YOU THE LIGHTING YOU ARE LOOKING FOR?

FUCKING DEAL.

THESE ARE ACTION SHOTS.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THE PICTURE, BEFORE I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR BACHELORS DEGREE IN ENGLISH LIT YOU FUCKING AVEDON WANNA-BE.

DOK,
I'M A FESTIVAL.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:44:47 PM
THERE REALLY ISN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I MAKE AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SNOWMAN OUT OF SAND.

LOOK WHAT I LEARNED IN SEX-ED TODAY.

OWNED!

FOUR HOURS ISN'T A WASTE OF TIME, ITS A COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE.

OH, IS IT TO HOT FOR THEM TO COME OUT AND CHALLENGE ME? IS THAT WHY THEY CALLED THE PO-PO TO CRUISE THE BLOCK? BETA-MALE OPIEZ.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVEST IN SOME MOONBOOTS, MITTENS CONNECTED AROUND THE SHOULDER WITH A STRING (LOSING MITTENS IS NOT AN OPTION), JAPANESE KAMIKAZE SKULL CAP AND A KNEE LENGTH HOT PINK COLUMBIA JACKET (YES IT IS REVERSIBLE, NO YOU CAN NOT AFFORD).

STEP TO ME WHEN YOU ARE READY, ME AND FROSTY WILL BE HERE ON THE COLICHE, SHARING AN 8 MASHMELLOW HOT CHOCOLATE, 3 OTTER POPS AND A MONEYBELT FULL OF LICORICE LAUGHING AT THE WOMANISH MAN GLARING AT US FROM BEHIND THE CURTAINS.

DOK,
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT OF SNOWMEN

:lulz: WOW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jenne

:lulz:  It's an MRH day.  :lulz:  I'm serious about the pictures.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:27:00 PM
:lulz:  It's an MRH day.  :lulz:  I'm serious about the pictures.

IF ANYONE WANTS ME, I'LL BE IN THE BEAN BAG SECTION IN THE BACK OF THE LIBRARY, LOUNGING WITH THE LADIES, GETTING DIGITS, AND PASSING GAS.

Molon Lube

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 24, 2011, 08:32:30 PM
Cactus?

Pills & too much coffee.

DOK,
SCREAMING LIKE A MAN WHILE THEY SCREAM LIKE GIRLS.
Molon Lube

Jenne

20 cups of coffee, Kids, 20 cups.

Rog, sometimes I don't know how you stand up straight.  SHEER POWER OF WILL, it must be.  I'd be in the fetal position on the floor, alternately mewling and sobbing.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
20 cups of coffee, Kids, 20 cups.

Rog, sometimes I don't know how you stand up straight.  SHEER POWER OF WILL, it must be.  I'd be in the fetal position on the floor, alternately mewling and sobbing.

My guts are forming fractal patterns in my abdomen.  I can feel the spirit moving me.

Also, the top of my head seems to be under more pressure than normal.  I can feel the hate trying to get loose.
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 08:36:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
20 cups of coffee, Kids, 20 cups.

Rog, sometimes I don't know how you stand up straight.  SHEER POWER OF WILL, it must be.  I'd be in the fetal position on the floor, alternately mewling and sobbing.

My guts are forming fractal patterns in my abdomen.  I can feel the spirit moving me.

Also, the top of my head seems to be under more pressure than normal.  I can feel the hate trying to get loose.

Hm...hard to SHIT hate from the top of your head.  Best let loose and wild as fast as you can before your head explodes from the neck up.

We lost TGRR, I'd hate to lose Dok Howl, too.  Spread 'em wide and let the river flow, man, before it's too late.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 08:36:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
20 cups of coffee, Kids, 20 cups.

Rog, sometimes I don't know how you stand up straight.  SHEER POWER OF WILL, it must be.  I'd be in the fetal position on the floor, alternately mewling and sobbing.

My guts are forming fractal patterns in my abdomen.  I can feel the spirit moving me.

Also, the top of my head seems to be under more pressure than normal.  I can feel the hate trying to get loose.

Hm...hard to SHIT hate from the top of your head.  Best let loose and wild as fast as you can before your head explodes from the neck up.

We lost TGRR, I'd hate to lose Dok Howl, too.  Spread 'em wide and let the river flow, man, before it's too late.

My current acid reflux could result in a China Syndrome event.  Be warned.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

JUST DRESSED UP LIKE GODZILLA, OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF ENABLER'S PORCELAIN VILLAGE

THOSE LITTLE FUCKING PEOPLE JUST SIT AND STARE AT ME EVERY DAY, SO I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

WREAKED FUCKING HAVOC.

GREEN FINGERPAINT APPLIED: CHECK

SKI GOGGLES: CHECK

OVEN MITS: CHECK

CAPE: CHECK (IF YOU DON'T WEAR A CAPE 24/7, WAYSA?)

STOMPIN BOOTS: CHECK (PETER LIMMER OWNS YOU SON)

CELEBRATION WILL INCLUDE 1 BOTTLE MARTINELLI'S APPLE CIDER, CYLINDER OF RITZ CRACKERS AND A BIG HUNK.

HOPE YOU HAMMERED OUT THOSE COMPS IN TIME.

DOK,
MOONWALKED OVER THE PORCELAIN FRAGMENTS LIKE SCIPIO

Molon Lube

Jenne

I got an umbrella.  Am forwarned/forearmed.