ATTN, NIGEL

[Jenne]

JUST DRESSED UP LIKE GODZILLA, OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF ENABLER'S PORCELAIN VILLAGE

THOSE LITTLE FUCKING PEOPLE JUST SIT AND STARE AT ME EVERY DAY, SO I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

WREAKED FUCKING HAVOC.

GREEN FINGERPAINT APPLIED: CHECK

SKI GOGGLES: CHECK

OVEN MITS: CHECK

CAPE: CHECK (IF YOU DON'T WEAR A CAPE 24/7, WAYSA?)

STOMPIN BOOTS: CHECK (PETER LIMMER OWNS YOU SON)

CELEBRATION WILL INCLUDE 1 BOTTLE MARTINELLI'S APPLE CIDER, CYLINDER OF RITZ CRACKERS AND A BIG HUNK.

HOPE YOU HAMMERED OUT THOSE COMPS IN TIME.

DOK,
MOONWALKED OVER THE PORCELAIN FRAGMENTS LIKE SCIPIO

 "porcelain village"?  

[Suu]

Cactus?

Pills & too much coffee.

DOK,
SCREAMING LIKE A MAN WHILE THEY SCREAM LIKE GIRLS.

Carry on, soldier.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.

But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.

[Doktor Howl]

I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.

But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.

Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.

But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.

Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!

AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.

[Doktor Howl]

I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.

But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.

Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!

AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.

I'm going downtown after work.  I don't think this will help the public good.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.

But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.

Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!

AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.

I'm going downtown after work.  I don't think this will help the public good.

I suppose it's possible that my definition of "good" is a bit unique.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.

But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.

Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!

AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.

I'm going downtown after work.  I don't think this will help the public good.

As long as we have a good analysis of the state of the Public Good before and after you try to have a good time, it's all purely Scientific.


Also, your signature is the bane of all that is sacred in this world.

[Doktor Howl]

I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.

But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.

Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!

AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.

I'm going downtown after work.  I don't think this will help the public good.

As long as we have a good analysis of the state of the Public Good before and after you try to have a good time, it's all purely Scientific.


Also, your signature is the bane of all that is sacred in this world.

Um.

I AM the villain.

[Doktor Howl]

Bump.

Dok,
Needs more coffee.

[navkat]

Have you people seen the movie Hesher? This whole thread is like that.

[Doktor Howl]

Have you people seen the movie Hesher? This whole thread is like that.

No.  But Goddammit, if another one of my schticks turns out to have happened already, I'm gonna SHIT MY PANCE.

[navkat]

Have you people seen the movie Hesher? This whole thread is like that.

No.  But Goddammit, if another one of my schticks turns out to have happened already, I'm gonna SHIT MY PANCE.

Oh, I'm sure you're safe. I've never seen such things articulated with words before now.