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Japanese Scientists Take Your Poop and Make

Started by Jenne, June 18, 2011, 11:17:20 PM

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#30
June 24, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
:lulz:  True dat.

Ugh.  I bet they come out with flavorings, too.  Like BBQ Beef, Fish-flavor, and Lemon Pepper Chicken.

:lulz:

They can sell it to vegans as "went in as pure vegetable."  :lulz:  Though my husband claims, microbiology being what it is...there's gonna be some protein cells in there.  They hitch a ride in the processing, apparently...

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#31
June 24, 2011, 09:12:26 PM
All you need is a tall frothy glass of Jenkem to wash it all down. 
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June 25, 2011, 04:18:35 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
They can sell it to vegans as "went in as pure vegetable."  :lulz:  Though my husband claims, microbiology being what it is...there's gonna be some protein cells in there.  They hitch a ride in the processing, apparently...

That's actually what they made it from. At least, if I understand the article correctly, they filter out the proteins from the sewage and make meat from that. So it's not really like recycled food, but more like recycled dead intestinal flora.



I'm fairly sure it would go great if you mix it with Bud and tomato juice.
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June 25, 2011, 04:22:41 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 04:18:35 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
They can sell it to vegans as "went in as pure vegetable."  :lulz:  Though my husband claims, microbiology being what it is...there's gonna be some protein cells in there.  They hitch a ride in the processing, apparently...

That's actually what they made it from. At least, if I understand the article correctly, they filter out the proteins from the sewage and make meat from that. So it's not really like recycled food, but more like recycled dead intestinal flora.



I'm fairly sure it would go great if you mix it with Bud and tomato juice.

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June 28, 2011, 03:13:09 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 04:18:35 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
They can sell it to vegans as "went in as pure vegetable."  :lulz:  Though my husband claims, microbiology being what it is...there's gonna be some protein cells in there.  They hitch a ride in the processing, apparently...

That's actually what they made it from. At least, if I understand the article correctly, they filter out the proteins from the sewage and make meat from that. So it's not really like recycled food, but more like recycled dead intestinal flora.



I'm fairly sure it would go great if you mix it with Bud and tomato juice.

Not a chance of it.  :D
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