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Started by Doktor Howl, June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM

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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.

i would if you told me who you buy it from!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.

i would if you told me who you buy it from!

I don't buy it.  That would be illegal.

Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.

i would if you told me who you buy it from!

I don't buy it.  That would be illegal.


:argh!:

And what was with Sunday night anyway? I know for a FACT that you were out, but you were running up the golf course naked, chasing the golfers, and shrieking about the future. 

Enabler should put a leash on you.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 06:00:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.

i would if you told me who you buy it from!

I don't buy it.  That would be illegal.


:argh!:

And what was with Sunday night anyway? I know for a FACT that you were out, but you were running up the golf course naked, chasing the golfers, and shrieking about the future. 

Enabler should put a leash on you.

Um, that was Saturday, and involved the better part of a bottle of bourbon.
Molon Lube

Juana

Dude, you should SEE my neighbors! You'd understand then. They're like your golfers, except they set off fireworks at ass-fucking-o'clock. They deserve every little bit of what I do to them!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.

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