Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

As for the rest of it, I got my license from the Irish consulate on Boylston St, which while located in Boston, doesn't directly involve being from Boston. This license of course does give me permission to do such things as end declarative sentences with "like" and "sure", interrogative sentences with "yeah?" and to veil everything else I say in either hyperbole or understatement.

And I hate corned beef.

And you plot against Dimo for no reason.  WTF?  He's Italian, which means he's Catholic, too.

We're still mad that there hasn't been an Irish Pope yet like, outside of Discardyanism sure.

It's the Italians fault like. They basically stack the college of cardinals, yeah?

Tell that to the polack.

They had to put him in like. He fought them Nazis, sure.

And so Ratzinger was just put in for balance, or was that more of a Sith takeover?

I should have gotten that job, by the way.  I performed two miracles and everything, but they gave it to the Nazi, and HE gets all the Vatican hootchies.

Whell, I can't say for certain whether twas a Sith take over or not. I rather like to tink of JP Jr. as a Jedi take over that went horribly wrong, like.

[Cramulus]

[Doktor Howl]

 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

Awesome!

[Triple Zero]

I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

When I was in the UK, I tried looking at Guinness the right way, but I just couldn't work it out.

[Luna]

I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

When I was in the UK, I tried looking at Guinness the right way, but I just couldn't work it out.

If you're taking the time to LOOK at it, you're doing it wrong.

If Twid left it sitting around long enough for it to be looked at, HE was doing it wrong.

Down the hatch. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

When I was in the UK, I tried looking at Guinness the right way, but I just couldn't work it out.

If you're taking the time to LOOK at it, you're doing it wrong.

If Twid left it sitting around long enough for it to be looked at, HE was doing it wrong.

Down the hatch. 

Sure enough! Ye can't have another Guinness til ye finish the one you have like.

You want another Guinness, sure, yeah?


:Gives Trip a Guinness:

Now.*


*I forgot to mention this part. My Irish license also gives me permission to say "now" instead of "here you go."

[Triple Zero]

Thanks for the Guinne

[Triple Zero]

Well there you have it--I looked at it the wrong way.