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Started by Doktor Howl, June 29, 2011, 12:46:07 AM

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June 29, 2011, 12:46:07 AM
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
June 29, 2011, 12:53:07 AM
Greek Police, in their attempt to bring order back to Athens, prepare to take down a lone barking dog.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

ThatGreenGentleman

#2
June 29, 2011, 01:00:14 AM
Realizing that they never had to deal with dogs before, or in this case a dog, the Greek Police are baffled at what do.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Cainad (dec.)

#3
June 29, 2011, 01:01:04 AM


                                                                /
We, the People, will never relinquish our right to eat up each other's shit to the likes of you!

Don Coyote

#4
June 29, 2011, 01:11:09 AM
MEN!! HEAR ME NOW!!!! TONIGHT MANY OF YOU MAY DIE!!! BUT WE CANNOT ALLOW THAT DARN CAT TO KEEP WALKING AROUND!!!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doktor Howl

#5
June 29, 2011, 01:11:41 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 01:11:09 AM
MEN!! HEAR ME NOW!!!! TONIGHT MANY OF YOU MAY DIE!!! BUT WE CANNOT ALLOW THAT DARN CAT TO KEEP WALKING AROUND!!!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was gonna post, but that beat my idea all to hell & gone.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
June 29, 2011, 01:15:59 AM
"I lick my own asshole and I'm less stupid than you. Also, my balls are bigger."
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

#7
June 29, 2011, 01:29:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 01:11:41 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 01:11:09 AM
MEN!! HEAR ME NOW!!!! TONIGHT MANY OF YOU MAY DIE!!! BUT WE CANNOT ALLOW THAT DARN CAT TO KEEP WALKING AROUND!!!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was gonna post, but that beat my idea all to hell & gone.   :lulz:

:thanks:

Cuddlefish

#8
June 29, 2011, 01:51:30 AM
"Woof"
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

#9
June 29, 2011, 02:03:36 AM




NO! NO!  YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!

WORK WITH ME HERE, PEOPLE!
Molon Lube

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#10
June 29, 2011, 02:04:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:46:07 AM


"Austerity you dumbasses! Not PAWsterity!
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Don Coyote

#11
June 29, 2011, 02:07:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:03:36 AM




NO! NO!  YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!

WORK WITH ME HERE, PEOPLE!

:spittake:

Suu

#12
June 29, 2011, 02:15:39 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#13
June 29, 2011, 02:47:23 AM
LAMEST RIOT EVER!!!
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Freeky

#14
June 29, 2011, 03:32:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:46:07 AM


"ALL RIGHT MEN, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR.  STEADY ON, WE DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE THAT DOG CATCHER, DO WE?"
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