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Started by Lies, June 29, 2011, 02:24:26 PM

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#15
June 29, 2011, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:56:45 PM
I wasn't.  Lies had to tell me what I was.   :)
If you know whats good for you, you'll make it part of your official title.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Doktor Howl

#16
June 29, 2011, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 29, 2011, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:56:45 PM
I wasn't.  Lies had to tell me what I was.   :)
If you know whats good for you, you'll make it part of your official title.

Sure...Just as soon as you acknowledge in your sig that I, the "oppressor of your people"1 taught you how to wear pants and made you stop throwing heavy sticks at kangaroos.




1  You can't make this shit up, folks.  Apparently, I am responsible for the oppression on Australian non-Whites.  I really get around.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
June 29, 2011, 05:33:32 PM
I literally lol'd at the kangaroos bit. On the bus. With people on it. Damn you dok!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#18
June 29, 2011, 05:37:06 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 05:33:32 PM
I literally lol'd at the kangaroos bit. On the bus. With people on it. Damn you dok!

On the back of the bus, I trust.  I mean, I am now told by our new resident Malcolm X analogue that I am an oppressor, so I think that if I'm leaning on you, you should be in the back, and not fucking up the Quality People section.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
June 29, 2011, 05:40:57 PM
Nah im in the middle. There are 5 people including me and four of us are bleachies. I dont think were in the other dudes way.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dysfunctional Cunt

#20
June 29, 2011, 05:44:15 PM
You know it's funny, at one time black people were forced to sit at the back of the bus, now they fight you to do so.  Me and the kids have all had more than on confrontation over taking an empty seat at the back of the bus where the "gangsta crew" sits.

Doktor Howl

#21
June 29, 2011, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 05:40:57 PM
Nah im in the middle. There are 5 people including me and four of us are bleachies. I dont think were in the other dudes way.

Do Irish count as bleachies?
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
June 29, 2011, 05:49:10 PM
Actually i think we count as red people especially after a drop of the creature.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#23
June 29, 2011, 05:50:29 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 05:49:10 PM
Actually i think we count as red people especially after a drop of the creature.

GET

IN

THE

BACK

OF

THE

BUS.

Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
June 29, 2011, 05:52:24 PM
Im in the front of the back half anyway. And im going to be in the back of my connecting bus. I only chose this seat because of some of the turns this route takes. Mbta buses are kinda lurchy.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#25
June 29, 2011, 05:55:05 PM
I know my place as a bleachy dok. :lol:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#26
June 29, 2011, 06:05:23 PM
Say it loud!
     \



"I'm Bleached and I'm proud!"
              \

Nephew Twiddleton

#27
June 29, 2011, 06:07:06 PM
Cant see pics on the phone :(
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#28
June 29, 2011, 06:08:55 PM
Spoiler alert: They're two bottles of bleach.

Doktor Howl

#29
June 29, 2011, 06:09:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 29, 2011, 06:08:55 PM
Spoiler alert: They're two bottles of bleach.

Lie.

They're two pictures of boghoppers from Irish Spring commercials.
Molon Lube
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