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FUN FACTS ABOUT TERRORISM

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, July 05, 2011, 11:59:51 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

July 05, 2011, 11:59:51 PM
According to statistics cited by this article, police officers are more dangerous than terrorists, the flu is six times more dangerous than terrorists, and walking down the street is 16 times more dangerous than terrorism to Americans.

Feel free to add your own.

Rumckle

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July 06, 2011, 02:03:11 AM
Alcohol is six times more dangerous than terrorists  :eek:
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Lord Cataplanga

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July 06, 2011, 02:10:40 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 06, 2011, 02:03:11 AM
Alcohol is six times more dangerous than terrorists  :eek:

And they serve alcohol to people on airplanes!

Jenne

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July 10, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on July 06, 2011, 02:10:40 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 06, 2011, 02:03:11 AM
Alcohol is six times more dangerous than terrorists  :eek:

And they serve alcohol to people on airplanes!

:rimshot:

Old article is old...but apparently, terrorists STILL beat out carbon monoxide poisoning!  ...that's something...WHAT, I don't know...but it's still something...

Cain

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July 11, 2011, 05:13:22 PM
Sharks are more dangerous than terrorists.

Unless they are terrorist-sharks.  Terrorist shark police officers drunkenly driving cars on American highways while force-feeding Americans fatty acids would be akin to the second coming of Hitler, in terms of death toll.
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