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Started by Doktor Howl, July 04, 2011, 02:11:41 AM

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Doktor Howl

July 04, 2011, 02:11:41 AM
Molon Lube

Luna

#1
July 04, 2011, 02:19:09 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#2
July 04, 2011, 07:34:41 AM
:lulz: I love it.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Don Coyote

#3
July 04, 2011, 07:41:59 AM
Dude....

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
July 04, 2011, 08:51:56 AM
LOVES LOVES LOVES IT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#5
July 04, 2011, 08:53:25 AM
Now I know what being stoned feels like, without the help of drugs. O.o
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cramulus

#6
July 06, 2011, 05:24:05 PM
Roger, you realize what you're doing, right?

By unearthing this ancient sorcery, you have unleashed the green wizard with the wand of holly wood.

Now all the coffee mugs in my cubicle are dancing around. The pens are lining up in a cute little kick line.


Wait, something's happening

the pens are jumping into the mugs


and the mugs are trying to get away!


good god -- ! the pens are raping the mugs!

shit, this is getting really weird. All the mugs are lined up against the edge of the cubicle, they're huddled together, shaking slightly. Watching.

One of the mugs is in the center of the desk. There are like 25 pens crammed into it. It's practically prolapsing with pens. The pens are all jumping up and down and making little squee noises.


this is fucking sick
and I'm holding you responsible

Doktor Howl

#7
July 06, 2011, 05:25:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2011, 05:24:05 PM
Roger, you realize what you're doing, right?

By unearthing this ancient sorcery, you have unleashed the green wizard with the wand of holly wood.

Now all the coffee mugs in my cubicle are dancing around. The pens are lining up in a cute little kick line.


Wait, something's happening

the pens are jumping into the mugs


and the mugs are trying to get away!


good god -- ! the pens are raping the mugs!

shit, this is getting really weird. All the mugs are lined up against the edge of the cubicle, they're huddled together, shaking slightly. Watching.

One of the mugs is in the center of the desk. There are like 25 pens crammed into it. It's practically prolapsing with pens. The pens are all jumping up and down and making little squee noises.


this is fucking sick
and I'm holding you responsible

I would do it again.

In the name of SCIENCE!
Molon Lube

Luna

#8
July 06, 2011, 08:47:25 PM
 :horrormirth:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

#9
October 13, 2011, 01:49:37 AM
Bump
Molon Lube

Richter

#10
October 13, 2011, 02:55:34 AM
They edited the part where he impregnated 3 hitchhikers and stole a bum's pants while shaving.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Luna

#11
October 13, 2011, 03:05:39 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2011, 05:24:05 PM
Roger, you realize what you're doing, right?

By unearthing this ancient sorcery, you have unleashed the green wizard with the wand of holly wood.

Now all the coffee mugs in my cubicle are dancing around. The pens are lining up in a cute little kick line.


Wait, something's happening

the pens are jumping into the mugs


and the mugs are trying to get away!


good god -- ! the pens are raping the mugs!

shit, this is getting really weird. All the mugs are lined up against the edge of the cubicle, they're huddled together, shaking slightly. Watching.

One of the mugs is in the center of the desk. There are like 25 pens crammed into it. It's practically prolapsing with pens. The pens are all jumping up and down and making little squee noises.


this is fucking sick
and I'm holding you responsible

Aw, fuck, Dok.  You bumped this, I read it right before bed.  You KNOW I'm gonna be up all goddamn night, right?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Murmur

#12
October 13, 2011, 03:56:24 AM
I... I... am scarred for life. Thanks, Dok.
:horrormirth:
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Luna

#13
October 13, 2011, 10:42:15 AM
Quote from: Murmur on October 13, 2011, 03:56:24 AM
I... I... am scarred for life. Thanks, Dok.
:horrormirth:

Dok helps.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Murmur

#14
October 14, 2011, 02:25:50 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 13, 2011, 10:42:15 AMDok helps.

Not this time, he didn't.  It'll get better, I'm sure.

:x :x
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR
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