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And Then, Suu, There's The Women

Started by Doktor Howl, July 03, 2011, 07:00:27 AM

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.

For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that.   :wink:
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.

For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that.   :wink:

:spittake:

Phox

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.

For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that.   :wink:
:lulz:

Phox,
Me too.

Suu

My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.

My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.

normal people suck
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.

For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that.   :wink:

Damn straight
Hell I would fuck myself for that
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Suu

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.

My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.

...In the 501st and SCA.

:sad:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:50:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.

For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that.   :wink:

Damn straight
Hell I would fuck myself for that

I'd fuck you too! But only during Geedorah movies.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Suu

I have standards. And that standard is a 3-headed hydra.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.

My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.

...In the 501st and SCA.

:sad:

Bingo.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Adios

Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 05, 2011, 09:36:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  


Also this isn't true.  I said that was a good way to help attract a man.  I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.

Here's a fun fact:  Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)

Speak for yourself, asshole.  Seriously.
I'd rather he not even do that, Dok. In my professional opinion, he needs to be put into a wine press down like a rabid dog.

Fixed

Don Coyote

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.

My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.

...In the 501st and SCA.

:sad:

Bingo.

You mean pretending to be a Jedi Knight doesn't indicate my obvious manilness and maturity?

Coyote, still loves the cosplayers and recreationalists.