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Started by Doktor Howl, July 09, 2011, 06:29:11 AM

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Triple Zero

#15
July 09, 2011, 08:26:47 PM
I think you're suppposed to be making lewd remarks about "knobs", is the point.
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#16
July 09, 2011, 09:23:34 PM
Only in fucking Japan...
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#17
July 10, 2011, 02:00:51 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on July 09, 2011, 06:30:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:29:11 AM
Thank you, Japan!   :lulz:

http://doorknobgirl.tumblr.com/archive

In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW.  Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.

Am I... am I supposed to be masturbating to this?

If that's what floats your boat, dude, go for it... 

Might as well, 'cause if that's what floats your boat, that may be all you get for awhile...
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#18
July 10, 2011, 02:24:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:50:38 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 09, 2011, 06:43:10 AM
Also, Bronies don't even come close to that HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN FIND IT????

I was wandering around the seedy truck stops of the information superhighway, looking for shit to dump on the 700 Club.

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Bu🤠ns

#19
July 10, 2011, 06:06:08 AM Last Edit: July 10, 2011, 06:08:48 AM by Bu☆ns
Quote from: Dok HowlThank you, Japan!   

http://doorknobgirl.tumblr.com/archive

In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW.  Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.

No big deal...she's just having her entree.

Bu🤠ns

#20
July 10, 2011, 06:37:31 PM
You know when they all get together they celebrate a potlatch.  :asshat:

The Wizard Joseph

#21
July 11, 2011, 04:43:45 AM
 :aaa:  :x

G-d Dammit! the world's running into new fetish territory.  Next it'll be dirty doorknobs, public doorknobism, knob vs knob doubleups... man we're doomed.  On the bright side lock picking may just become a form of foreplay, so at least it would be easy to sell supplies!
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#22
July 11, 2011, 05:17:14 AM
I just don't know if i can handle it.

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#23
July 12, 2011, 08:54:17 AM
"Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass" takes on another dimension.
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Freeky

#24
July 12, 2011, 09:47:37 AM
I can understand the thought process behind it.  People get all worked up over germs, it becomes common to be a neat freak.  People who just want to go around without sanitizing their hands every time they touch some every day thing start to feel like their sickos.  Doorknobs are some of the grossest, germiest everyday objects you can find.  Hence, a pretty girl licking a doorknob is sinfully delightful, because SHE isn't worrying about how dirty, dirty, dirty that doorknob is.  Thus it becomes pronesque.


Of course, I might be overthinking it.

Telarus

#25
July 12, 2011, 10:02:45 AM
No no, you've basically nailed it. The only bit your missing is that, considering how visual men are, all that stuff comes out in the look on her face.


Now I feel dirty dirty.  :lol:
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#26
July 12, 2011, 10:40:54 AM
Yeah. It could be about where the hands that touched the doorknobs have BEEN.

It;s probably a fairly common fetish for guys with OCD moms.  :lulz:
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#27
July 12, 2011, 01:14:12 PM
"If she's willing to put her mouth around that..."

Cainad (dec.)

#28
July 12, 2011, 02:44:32 PM
Definitely the expression on her face. I guess it could also be a "thing" for people who like to see that look on a pretty girl's face without having to actually see a penis? :?

Bu🤠ns

#29
July 13, 2011, 01:34:35 AM
WHAT!?

IT'S ALWAYS GOTTA BE ABOUT THE GIRL, DOESN'T IT?!

CAN'T A GUY JUST REALLY FUCKING LOVE DOORKNOBS!?
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