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Started by Cramulus, September 23, 2009, 06:51:48 PM

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Disco Pickle

what are "natural causes" in Florida?
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

LMNO

What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?

What is "be lonely on a Saturday night?"
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

This causes male pattern baldness and ovarian cancer in Texas.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:15:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?

What is "be lonely on a Saturday night?"

I think you just meta-Jeopardy'd.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:15:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?

What is "be lonely on a Saturday night?"

I think you just meta-Jeopardy'd.

Fuck.  I'll call maintenance.

Dok,
Can't read.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:17:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:15:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?

What is "be lonely on a Saturday night?"

I think you just meta-Jeopardy'd.

Fuck.  I'll call maintenance.

Dok,
Can't read.

You're gonna have to fill out a Change Control form.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:16:22 PM
This causes male pattern baldness and ovarian cancer in Texas.

What is Teabagging?

Cramulus

Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 14, 2011, 02:48:58 PM
what are "natural causes" in Florida?

$200 to Disco Pickle



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Cramulus

btw if anybody wants to make some of these:

http://www.says-it.com/jeopardy/index.php


if you make a clue, you get to pick which answer wins

Luna

Quote from: Cramulus on July 14, 2011, 03:41:19 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 14, 2011, 02:48:58 PM
what are "natural causes" in Florida?

$200 to Disco Pickle



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What is "GIGGLES?"

(I hadn't heard,anyway...)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

What are doorknobs?

Cramulus


Triple Zero

What is carbon monoxide poisoning done wrong?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Disco Pickle

what is a housing bubble and subsequent recession?
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann