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I just lost a friend to Teh Sekrit.

Started by Bruno, July 23, 2011, 06:57:50 PM

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Telarus

#30
July 25, 2011, 11:12:57 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 25, 2011, 11:06:30 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 24, 2011, 03:34:38 AM
Uh, Freeky, this is advice for someone who is taking The Secret seriously.

I DISBELIEVE.

Roll your Perception check and describe to me how you're interaction with the Illusion.

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Freeky

#31
July 25, 2011, 11:17:35 AM
I got a 23 Perception, and I'm reexamining my knowledge of human intelligence as a whole and by individual.

Freeky

#32
July 25, 2011, 11:18:25 AM
If it helps, I have a +4 vs. disenchantment.

Placid Dingo

#33
July 25, 2011, 12:06:23 PM
I went to a talk on how the secret works early this year.

Was not impressed.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#34
July 25, 2011, 01:15:44 PM
Why should people be expected to actually go to the talks?

Why not lay on the couch and "see yourself going to the talk"?  :p
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navkat

#35
July 27, 2011, 06:36:00 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2011, 01:15:44 PM
Why should people be expected to actually go to the talks?

Why not lay on the couch and "see yourself going to the talk"?  :p

YOU ALREADY KNOW ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SECRET. JUST OPEN YOUR HEART AND LET THE SECRET READ ITSELF TO YOUR MIND
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Cain

#36
July 27, 2011, 06:48:08 AM
What happens if two Secret fanatics visualize equally very hard on mutually incompatible goals (like, for instance, the supporters of two opposing football teams both wanting a win)?  Does the Universe explode?

Telarus

#37
July 27, 2011, 06:55:29 AM
Goddess  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This thread reminds me of when I used to gamemaster Mage: the Ascension, and players would start trying to argue nick-picky metaphysics things so that they could shift the 'local paradigm' enough that their -otherwise-'vulgar-and-Paradox-generating magic was "coincidence".

I fuckin hated those arguments.
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Cain

#38
July 27, 2011, 06:57:49 AM
If I can't meta-game The Secret in order to become a demi-god at level one, then I want nothing to do with it.

Triple Zero

#39
July 27, 2011, 09:39:56 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 27, 2011, 06:48:08 AM
What happens if two Secret fanatics visualize equally very hard on mutually incompatible goals (like, for instance, the supporters of two opposing football teams both wanting a win)?  Does the Universe explode?

You mean the paradox of the impotent force meeting the implausible objective?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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navkat

#40
July 27, 2011, 01:35:07 PM
MIND BLOWN.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.
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