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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, August 18, 2009, 04:37:14 PM

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Storebrand

#30
December 29, 2009, 09:31:13 PM
Alcoholic beverage or me?  Not me.

Cramulus

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July 26, 2011, 03:26:19 PM Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 03:38:01 PM by Cramulus
BUMP because I was looking for this

HAY YOU GUYS

what are your favorite bullet points from this thread? Maybe we can mix them together into a powerful goulash

Cramulus

#32
July 26, 2011, 04:24:45 PM
HERE'S ANOTHER WHACK


<img src="http://cramul.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ErisReturning2withtext.png">

THIS IS THE FIRST CLUE

You did not find it by accident. Eris, the Ancient Greek Goddess of Confusion led you here. She is finally returning to the world after a very long slumber. Eris has hidden more clues for you. To receive her divine revelation, pay attention to the numbers 5 and 23.

A SEASONAL DISORDER

All things follow a five-part pattern. Primal Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Right now, our culture is in Bureaucracy (and in the thrall of the <a href="http://principiadiscordia.com/book/49.php">Curse of Greyface</a>). When we stop taking ourselves so seriously, Eris will lead us, one by one, into Aftermath. Then we'll go skinny dipping!

SANITY ISN'T THE SURVIVAL TRAIT IT USED TO BE

Discordians are lunatic pranksters partying at the fringes of the 21st century. Every Discordian is a pope, capable of receiving and transmitting messages from Eris herself. Discordians treat absurdity, laughter, and playtime as <i>holy sacrament.</i> They are the only things that can deliver us from Bureaucracy.

YOU ARE A POPE

Every man, woman, and child on this earth is already a <a href="http://principiadiscordia.com/book/43.php">Discordian Pope</a>. So please treat them right. Reading this is an initiation into the absurd papacy. You now have cool papal powers like exorcism, speaking in tongues, and the ability to marry people to inanimate objects.

DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO UNTO YOU

If enough of us make our immediate surroundings more cool, inviting, creative, and exciting, eventually there will be an overlap. Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.

HAIL ERIS - ALL HAIL DISCORDIA

Doktor Howl

#33
July 26, 2011, 04:30:23 PM
I might take a crack at this, as long as it's creative commons.
Molon Lube

Cramulus

#34
July 26, 2011, 04:36:35 PM
fuck yeah man,
(K) all rites reversed

anything people post ITT can be used as poster or pamphlet material

Today's motivation: I'm going to be putting up posters with QR codes on them which link to a blog post. That blog post should be a really dense intro to Discordjia... so I'm trying to refine the above post until it's super charged. So feedback is requested!
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