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THE NIGEL AND CAINAD FRUIT APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Cainad (dec.), June 30, 2010, 10:50:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
April 06, 2011, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 04:19:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 04:58:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:45:01 AM
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on July 04, 2010, 06:32:59 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_melon





:lulz:

Oh my god, that picture is brilliant!

You should know.  You took it.  :lulz:

:lulz: You're shitting me! I was getting pretty cozy with that flask at points during the day.

Yeah, that was right after the high-speed U-turn, and Mr Language was saying something about how I could please be looking in the direction of travel or some shit.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#76
April 06, 2011, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 04:19:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 04:58:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:45:01 AM
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on July 04, 2010, 06:32:59 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_melon





:lulz:

Oh my god, that picture is brilliant!

You should know.  You took it.  :lulz:

:lulz: You're shitting me! I was getting pretty cozy with that flask at points during the day.

Yeah, that was right after the high-speed U-turn, and Mr Language was saying something about how I could please be looking in the direction of travel or some shit.



OH YEAH

That was around the time things started to get terrifying!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#77
April 06, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 04:36:10 PM
OH YEAH

That was around the time things started to get terrifying!

The "panic time" alarm is Freeky.  When SHE starts hollering and grabbing the OH SHIT strap, THEN panic.  Up until then, everything is under control1, and there is nothing to worry about.  We HAVE to drive erratically here, for the same reason convoy escorts zig-zag, except we're dodging other drivers and perhaps the occasional sniper, where as convoys only have to worry about torpedos.



1 For a given value of "control"...Specifically, it means "rightside up".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#78
April 06, 2011, 04:42:58 PM
 :lulz: I am pretty sure that at some point either you or Freeky made Mr. Language drive.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
April 06, 2011, 04:44:54 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 04:42:58 PM
:lulz: I am pretty sure that at some point either you or Freeky made Mr. Language drive.

That's because I was having PILLS NOT HERE issues, and I kept thinking I was playing Bump & Jump.  So I made Mr Language drive, and he kept bitching about the brakes.

BRAKES?  THIS IS TUUUUUUUUUCSON!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#80
July 28, 2011, 07:34:51 PM
BUMP


IT'S THAT TIME OF FUCKING YEAR AGAIN


I'VE GOT TEN POUNDS OF BLUEBERRIES IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW

FRUITSPAGS REPRESENT!

Doktor Howl

#81
July 28, 2011, 07:37:04 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 28, 2011, 07:34:51 PM
BUMP


IT'S THAT TIME OF FUCKING YEAR AGAIN


I'VE GOT TEN POUNDS OF BLUEBERRIES IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW

FRUITSPAGS REPRESENT!

Overingestion of fruit & berries has become a scourge on our communities and on our nation.  Why, just last week, a youth in my very neighborhood prolapsed to death after eating 8 pounds of under-ripe cranberries.  You've probably read about it in the news. 

It can happen to YOUR children.

Fresh fruit & berries
NOT EVEN ONCE
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

#82
July 28, 2011, 07:38:17 PM
IT'S HIS OWN DAMN FAULT IF HE GOBBLED UNDER-RIPE SHIT


FRUITING IS HARDCORE, THERE IS NO ROOM HERE FOR IDIOTS AND SISSIES

Luna

#83
July 28, 2011, 07:40:09 PM
Take half gallon jar.  Fill, loosely, with blueberries.  Add a cup of sugar.  Cover with vodka.  Let sit for a couple weeks, shakking occasionally.

Enjoy.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cainad (dec.)

#84
July 28, 2011, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 28, 2011, 07:40:09 PM
Take half gallon jar.  Fill, loosely, with blueberries.  Add a cup of sugar.  Cover with vodka.  Let sit for a couple weeks, shakking occasionally.

Enjoy.

I've half a mind to do just that. Thanks for the tips!

Luna

#85
July 28, 2011, 07:51:19 PM Last Edit: July 28, 2011, 08:13:00 PM by Luna

Quote from: Cainad on July 28, 2011, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 28, 2011, 07:40:09 PM
Take half gallon jar.  Fill, loosely, with blueberries.  Add a cup of sugar.  Cover with vodka.  Let sit for a couple weeks, shakking occasionally.

Enjoy.

I've half a mind to do just that. Thanks for the tips!

I have a batch of this on my kitchen counter.  Should be about ready this weekend.   :mrgreen:

The above is also awesome with strawberries, just cut 'em.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#86
July 28, 2011, 08:05:37 PM
I JUST GOBBLED A FAT JUICY NUTCOCKING NECTARINE!

YES BITCHES!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cuddlefish

#87
July 28, 2011, 09:26:51 PM
OH MY FUCK YOU STUPID ASS-SWABS!!!!!

YOU DUMB MUTHERFUCKERS FAIL for not mentioning:




CHERRIES, you shit-fucking ass lickers!

I cannot tell a lie...

THESE THINGS ARE SO DELICIOUS THEY'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!

SO EAT THESE MUTHERFUCKERS BEFORE THEY KILL US ALL!!!!!

CAN'T STAND THE PITS?

THEN MAYBE YOU'RE TOO STUPID FOR EATING!!!!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

#88
July 28, 2011, 09:37:50 PM Last Edit: July 28, 2011, 09:40:27 PM by Cuddleshift
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE?

ONE OF THESE STUCK UP YOUR SCABBY GAPING ASS??!!!!?



Doesn't whet your appetite?

THEN TRY EATING ONE, YOU RETARD!!!!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

*GrumpButt*

#89
July 29, 2011, 12:15:56 AM
Juicy pears.

That is all.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.
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