THE NIGEL AND CAINAD FRUIT APPRECIATION THREAD

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I love this thread 

[Freeky]

bump


I swear, I'm looking for something in particular, and I'll stop bumping shit when I find it.

[Pæs]

Bump.

[Cainad (dec.)]

  I should go back and fix the broken image links in my own posts

but I'm not gonna

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

CAINAD

I FOUND THESE FRUITS TODAY

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING? DO YOU HAVE RENAL DAMAGE OF THE BRAIN OR SOMETHING???

FRUIT IS NOT GOOD, IN FACT IT'S BAD

FRUIT WILL MAKE YOU SHIT 8 TIMES A DAY IN THE COLOR OF THE FRUIT YOU'VE BEEN EATING

WHILE NORMALLY THIS WOULD BE COOL, IT IS ACTUALLY PAINFUL AND AWFUL

BY PROMOTING FRUIT, YOU ARE ENCOURAGING THE YOUTH TO FUCK UP THEIR RENAL SYSTEMS. THIS ISN'T CHRISTMAS OR SOME SHIT, IT'S NOT TIME FOR RENAL MADNESS.

HAVE YOU EVER MADE LOVE TO A FRUIT? IT'S DISAPPOINTING. AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN YOUR FRUIT OFF, THEY RARELY RECIPROCATE. TRY EXPLAINING THAT ONE TO YOUR FISTS AS THEY HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK.

Oh my god I need to use this out of context somewhere.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I ate those fruits

They were not very good.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I ate those fruits

They were not very good.

Were they on the ground fruits? Sometimes those are no good.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I ate those fruits

They were not very good.

Were they on the ground fruits? Sometimes those are no good.

No they were vine fruits. Mysterious, mysterious vine fruits.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I ate those fruits

They were not very good.

Were they on the ground fruits? Sometimes those are no good.

No they were vine fruits. Mysterious, mysterious vine fruits.

I have been told it's a bad idea to eat fruits you don't know. You know, because they may foodpoison you. Or regular poison you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I ate those fruits

They were not very good.

Were they on the ground fruits? Sometimes those are no good.

No they were vine fruits. Mysterious, mysterious vine fruits.

I have been told it's a bad idea to eat fruits you don't know. You know, because they may foodpoison you. Or regular poison you.

THAT ADVICE IS FOR SISSIES






also I identified them before I ate them, they're these: http://www.eattheweeds.com/chocolate-vine-akebi/

[Cainad (dec.)]

LOOKS LIKE SOME KINDA WEIRD BULLSHIT INFERIOR FRUIT IF YOU ASK ME

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

LOOKS LIKE SOME KINDA WEIRD BULLSHIT INFERIOR FRUIT IF YOU ASK ME

THEY WERE FUCKING WEIRD

I'LL GRANT THEM THAT.

[Suu]

Those things look positively alien.