Some simple facts about the future people would rather not face

[Cainad (dec.)]

Or, mahdjiqual knowledge-fairies steal women's egg cells like how normal fairies steal infants and replace them with changelings.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh Snap.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Higher levels of education is one thing that does, statistically speaking, deter people from having babies.

NERDS DON'T GET LAID!

Or Nerds know how to put the condom on so that it's less likely to break.

Or, educated women can see many different options available to them and are able to make the informed decision to delay having children until they are certain that is the choice they want to make, and they are unlikely to have more than one or two.

Or, educated women have greater access to health care, including contraceptives (Planned Parenthood doesn't have a solid presence everywhere, you know).

Condoms are available at Wal-Mart and access to health care is heavily dependent on knowing where to seek it, which would be called "education". But sure, we could just make up reasons instead of recognizing the ones made available to us through research. Why not? It's the American Way™.

www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/mvsr/supp/mv45_10s.pdf

[PopeTom]

Or educated women just give a better BJ.

[rong]

Sorry to derail thread and I promise i'll quit after this but

MAYBE READING IS FOR FAGGOTZ!!

[Juana]

Higher levels of education is one thing that does, statistically speaking, deter people from having babies.

NERDS DON'T GET LAID!

Or Nerds know how to put the condom on so that it's less likely to break.

Or, educated women can see many different options available to them and are able to make the informed decision to delay having children until they are certain that is the choice they want to make, and they are unlikely to have more than one or two.

Or, educated women have greater access to health care, including contraceptives (Planned Parenthood doesn't have a solid presence everywhere, you know).

Condoms are available at Wal-Mart and access to health care is heavily dependent on knowing where to seek it, which would be called "education". But sure, we could just make up reasons instead of recognizing the ones made available to us through research. Why not? It's the American Way™.

www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/mvsr/supp/mv45_10s.pdf

Ah, I wasn't. But, ok.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sorry to derail thread and I promise i'll quit after this but

MAYBE READING IS FOR FAGGOTZ!!

[East Coast Hustle]

IT CUZ ALL THEM COLLEGE EJUKAYTED WIMMIN TURN INTO LESBIANS!
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[Adios]

IT CUZ ALL THEM COLLEGE EJUKAYTED WIMMIN TURN INTO LESBIANS!
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I first read EJUKAYTED as ejaculated.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

IT CUZ ALL THEM COLLEGE EJUKAYTED WIMMIN TURN INTO LESBIANS!
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I first read EJUKAYTED as ejaculated.

EJAKULAYTED

[BabylonHoruv]

Or educated women just give a better BJ.

There's a pun in there about head but I can't quite tease it out.

[Freeky]

Her motto is "It's what's inside a head that counts."

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

IT CUZ ALL THEM COLLEGE EJUKAYTED WIMMIN TURN INTO LESBIANS!
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[Phox]

IT CUZ ALL THEM COLLEGE EJUKAYTED WIMMIN TURN INTO LESBIANS!
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And why not? Chicks are hot. 

[Jenne]

Her motto is "It's what's inside a head that counts."