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Started by Gordon C, August 07, 2011, 01:36:52 AM

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Triple Zero

Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
I was into being authentic before it was big and popular.  Now I'm all about ironic insincerity.

I was into being into things before they were big and popular before it was big and popular. I'm still into it, except now it's big and popular. But I'm doing it for all the authentic reasons.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Telarus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 02:36:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
I was into being authentic before it was big and popular.  Now I'm all about ironic insincerity.

:lulz:

:lulz: :lulz:



Also, re: Farmville..

THAT's why I saw that... I thought I was hallucinating for a second...

Hey Hoops! Good to see you around.
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Thanks, and in case it wasn't obvious, I don't really play Farmville.  I too am all about ironic insincerity.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysfunctional Cunt

I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

Freeky


Freeky

Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

That doesn't work.  I go all the time without posting stuff and no one thinks I'm dead.

Bastards just don't care! :x :x

cris

Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Which generation? Who is Noone?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


cris

Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 07:52:31 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Which generation? Who is Noone?

the sad generation of bitches and whores kids are forced to live in. and please forgive my grammar.

Phox

Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

cris

Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

Fixed that for you.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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Phox

Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

Phox

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 09, 2011, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

Fixed that for you.
It can be, for all the wrong reasons.  :lol: