Insight Into Anarchy's Subtle Nuances. London. 2011.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

NOW we're back to "why don't you guys get out more like I do"...Which is odd, because wasn't she just shitting on everyone for being "middle class"?

Why does she think we don't get out?  

Oh wait, I know. It's because to her we're (ATTN EoC: BY "WE" I MEAN THE ACTIVE REGULAR USERS ON PD.COM) all basically a single entity, and since at least one of us is here posting at any given time, in her head that means Roger never leaves the house.

Wait, does this mean it was my week to get out?

goddammit!!

[Doktor Howl]

NOW we're back to "why don't you guys get out more like I do"...Which is odd, because wasn't she just shitting on everyone for being "middle class"?

Why does she think we don't get out?  

Oh wait, I know. It's because to her we're (ATTN EoC: BY "WE" I MEAN THE ACTIVE REGULAR USERS ON PD.COM) all basically a single entity, and since at least one of us is here posting at any given time, in her head that means Roger never leaves the house.

That's what I assume she meant.

Also, to you & Phox.

[BabylonHoruv]

Ladies and gentlemen, I feel it is my duty to inform you that the pronoun "you" is indeed plural. Please refrain from using it. English has a lovely secnd person singular pronoun, "thou", that never gets used, largely because of people's self-centered attitude that makes all other people look the same. This is, of course, objective fact. Dok, thou should know better. Shame on thee.

Isn't the conjugation of should for thou shouldest? (or shouldst maybe)

[Doktor Howl]

I must report that the argument that my penis resembles a gummy worm¹ has utterly refuted all of my prior points.<sup>2



1</sup>  Must be a drunken Aussie term of some kind.

²  Is this bozo related to Lies?

[BabylonHoruv]

I must report that the argument that my penis resembles a gummy worm¹ has utterly refuted all of my prior points.<sup>2



1</sup>  Must be a drunken Aussie term of some kind.

²  Is this bozo related to Lies?

I'd take that to mean she wants to put it in her mouth.

[Doktor Howl]

I must report that the argument that my penis resembles a gummy worm¹ has utterly refuted all of my prior points.<sup>2



1</sup>  Must be a drunken Aussie term of some kind.

²  Is this bozo related to Lies?

I'd take that to mean she wants to put it in her mouth.

No thanks.  Aussie STDs are incompatible with my own.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I must report that the argument that my penis resembles a gummy worm¹ has utterly refuted all of my prior points.<sup>2



1</sup>  Must be a drunken Aussie term of some kind.

²  Is this bozo related to Lies?

Wait a minute. How did your penis even come into the conversation? 

 

[Adios]

I prefer to be left out of this, thanks.

[LMNO]

I must report that the argument that my penis resembles a gummy worm¹ has utterly refuted all of my prior points.<sup>2



1</sup>  Must be a drunken Aussie term of some kind.

²  Is this bozo related to Lies?

Wait a minute. How did your penis even come into the conversation?  

 

If it's as limp as a gummy worm, then with much difficulty.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I must report that the argument that my penis resembles a gummy worm¹ has utterly refuted all of my prior points.<sup>2



1</sup>  Must be a drunken Aussie term of some kind.

²  Is this bozo related to Lies?

Wow, now there's an intellectual powerhouse.

[Doktor Howl]

I prefer to be left out of this, thanks.

Tell her that.  She's the one excusing her bad behavior by taking your name in vain.

[Phox]

Ladies and gentlemen, I feel it is my duty to inform you that the pronoun "you" is indeed plural. Please refrain from using it. English has a lovely secnd person singular pronoun, "thou", that never gets used, largely because of people's self-centered attitude that makes all other people look the same. This is, of course, objective fact. Dok, thou should know better. Shame on thee.

Isn't the conjugation of should for thou shouldest? (or shouldst maybe)

Well, yes, it's the second person conjugation, but we no longer have inflected verbs. Only inflected pronouns.

[Doktor Howl]

I must report that the argument that my penis resembles a gummy worm¹ has utterly refuted all of my prior points.<sup>2



1</sup>  Must be a drunken Aussie term of some kind.

²  Is this bozo related to Lies?

Wait a minute. How did your penis even come into the conversation? 

 

Apparently, "YOU HAVE A DICK LIKE A GUMMY WORM" is considered the height of rational discourse in some parts of Australia.

[Doktor Howl]

She DOES get pretention points for writing with an accent, though.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm sure she knows all about that gummy shit. Takes her teeth out and all.