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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., June 06, 2011, 05:38:12 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 09, 2011, 03:41:45 PM
as to attacking Coyote and Stelz, Coyote started it, I made a fool of myself with the attacking his military service thing and I aknowledge that, but sitting back while he dragged my perversions into every thread I posted in wasn't going to do any good either.

"Waaahhh wahhhhhh I bragged about indulging my sick and genuinely socially threatening fantasies while insulting the shit out of a fuckload of people and their families and sucking ass with some neurotic pagan skank trying to create an online fiefdom and and now people won't just keep mum about them."

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?



Fine tuned.

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

BadBeast

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 04:18:36 PM

On a related note, Steve Buscemi with Michelle Bachmann's eyes:


It looks more like Michelle Bachmann, with Steve Buscemi's stubble!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 05:29:21 AM
Babylon Horuv has officially jumped the fucking shark.

http://rampant-griffon.net/spiritualcrossroads/index.php?topic=316.msg10038#new

When using this metaphor, we have to always remember:  When Fonzi jumped the shark, he was still, at one point, fucking Fonzi.

Babylon jumped the trout.  Which he'd previously fucked to death.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 13, 2011, 05:58:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 05:29:21 AM
Babylon Horuv has officially jumped the fucking shark.

http://rampant-griffon.net/spiritualcrossroads/index.php?topic=316.msg10038#new

When using this metaphor, we have to always remember:  When Fonzi jumped the shark, he was still, at one point, fucking Fonzi.

Babylon jumped the trout.  Which he'd previously fucked to death.

This.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Doktor Howl

Basically, BH has stated that I am morally equivalent to Snakeman.

This is not going to end well.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:07:51 AM
Basically, BH has stated that I am morally equivalent to Snakeman.

This is not going to end well.

Um.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on August 13, 2011, 06:18:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:07:51 AM
Basically, BH has stated that I am morally equivalent to Snakeman.

This is not going to end well.

Um.  :lulz:

I think the words you are looking for are "Roger is going to throw a legendary wobbler over this."

Yes, yes I am. 
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:07:51 AM
Basically, BH has stated that I am morally equivalent to Snakeman.

This is not going to end well.

Well, I was trying to be civil about it, but, of course, you are under no such restrictions.  :lulz:

You are completely justified, and in my professional opinion yould be positively remiss if you let that one go without...

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:19:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 13, 2011, 06:18:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:07:51 AM
Basically, BH has stated that I am morally equivalent to Snakeman.

This is not going to end well.

Um.  :lulz:

I think the words you are looking for are "Roger is going to throw a legendary wobbler over this."

Yes, yes I am. 
Yes, that.  :lulz:

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 03:30:43 PM
Funny thing, I said the SAME DAMN THING to Yatto just before he flipped out completely. So make your choices BH, because you and I both know what's going to happen if it goes to the mattresses.
Oooohhh joy. I LOVE BEING PUHSYICHIC!  :lulz:

Salty

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 13, 2011, 05:58:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 05:29:21 AM
Babylon Horuv has officially jumped the fucking shark.

http://rampant-griffon.net/spiritualcrossroads/index.php?topic=316.msg10038#new

When using this metaphor, we have to always remember:  When Fonzi jumped the shark, he was still, at one point, fucking Fonzi.

Babylon jumped the trout.  Which he'd previously fucked to death.

Omg this had me belly laughing for about five minutes straight and earned me concerned looks from my coworkers.

Is this a good time to say that I have never, not since the first day I posted here, ever liked BH.
Because I don't. And won't. And never have. He just makes my asshole twitch.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Alty on August 13, 2011, 06:34:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 13, 2011, 05:58:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 05:29:21 AM
Babylon Horuv has officially jumped the fucking shark.

http://rampant-griffon.net/spiritualcrossroads/index.php?topic=316.msg10038#new

When using this metaphor, we have to always remember:  When Fonzi jumped the shark, he was still, at one point, fucking Fonzi.

Babylon jumped the trout.  Which he'd previously fucked to death.

Omg this had me belly laughing for about five minutes straight and earned me concerned looks from my coworkers.

Is this a good time to say that I have never, not since the first day I posted here, ever liked BH.
Because I don't. And won't. And never have. He just makes my asshole twitch.

You have good instincts.  The man IS, after all, a snuff porn freak.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 13, 2011, 06:31:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 03:30:43 PM
Funny thing, I said the SAME DAMN THING to Yatto just before he flipped out completely. So make your choices BH, because you and I both know what's going to happen if it goes to the mattresses.
Oooohhh joy. I LOVE BEING PUHSYICHIC!  :lulz:

Next prediction, please.  For something that's going to happen in the next 36 hours.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:19:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 13, 2011, 06:18:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:07:51 AM
Basically, BH has stated that I am morally equivalent to Snakeman.

This is not going to end well.

Um.  :lulz:

I think the words you are looking for are "Roger is going to throw a legendary wobbler over this."

Yes, yes I am. 

That is EXACTLY what I meant.  :lulz:

I can't believe that he even tried to go there.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on August 13, 2011, 06:56:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:19:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 13, 2011, 06:18:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2011, 06:07:51 AM
Basically, BH has stated that I am morally equivalent to Snakeman.

This is not going to end well.

Um.  :lulz:

I think the words you are looking for are "Roger is going to throw a legendary wobbler over this."

Yes, yes I am. 

That is EXACTLY what I meant.  :lulz:

I can't believe that he even tried to go there.

Yes, well, I have decided that this is too important to go into angry.  No, this needs a colder form of rage.

I'll spend part of tomorrow building the right image files, and tomorrow night, I go batshit.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?