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The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"

Started by Kai, August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM

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Kai

August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Doktor Howl

#1
August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Molon Lube

Salty

#3
August 16, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Is it too soon for an obligatory: anal?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#4
August 16, 2011, 04:30:13 AM
YES OR NO?

Kai

#5
August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Kai

#6
August 16, 2011, 04:37:10 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:28:38 AM
Wear are my werebeetles?

I'M FUCKING WORKING ON THEM, OKAY?

As for /wearing/ them, you need to wait for that too.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Luna

#7
August 16, 2011, 04:38:01 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.

Holy crap, at least tell me you didn't BUY that weasel piss...  Life is too damn short to buy shitty beer.

(Note, if said shitty beer is free, you get a pass.  One does not get to bitch about the quality (or lack thereof) when drinking free beer.)
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Kai

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August 16, 2011, 04:38:22 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 16, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Is it too soon for an obligatory: anal?

Already got that, two weeks ago. Ask Phox. Actually, don't ask Phox. You don't want to know.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Doktor Howl

#9
August 16, 2011, 04:39:23 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.

That is not beer. 

Also, mixing beer & wine = pain tomorrow.
Molon Lube

Kai

#10
August 16, 2011, 04:39:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 16, 2011, 04:38:01 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.

Holy crap, at least tell me you didn't BUY that weasel piss...  Life is too damn short to buy shitty beer.

(Note, if said shitty beer is free, you get a pass.  One does not get to bitch about the quality (or lack thereof) when drinking free beer.)

I didn't buy it, okay? It was in the frige. Was supposed to bring people to the airport today, but the flight went wrong so everyone was drinking.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Don Coyote

#11
August 16, 2011, 04:39:55 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:38:22 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 16, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Is it too soon for an obligatory: anal?

Already got that, two weeks ago. Ask Phox. Actually, don't ask Phox. You don't want to know.

Too late. ASKING!!!!!! :horrormirth:

Kai

#12
August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

BabylonHoruv

#13
August 16, 2011, 04:41:58 AM
How many kinds of pondkitten are there?
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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Don Coyote

#14
August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:
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