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Started by Dimocritus, August 17, 2011, 04:50:19 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#15
August 17, 2011, 05:40:10 PM
Thats nice dimo thanks for the warning. See you later friend!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dimocritus

#16
August 17, 2011, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:30:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
I have a mop head for a wig.


GOOD, I NEED SOMETHING TO TUG ON WHILE I FUCKING YOUR SHIT INDEFINITELY

You DO have health insurance, right?

I USE THE SCHROEDINGER HEALTH PLAN. BY THAT, I MEAN THAT NEVER SEE A DOCTOR, BECAUSE AS SOON AS MY INSIDES ARE OBSERVED, THEY COLLAPSE INTO EITHER A HEALTHY OR NON-HEALTHY STATE. THEREFORE I REMAIN IN A QUANTUM STATE OF WHERE I AM BOTH HEALTHY AND NOT HEALTHY

SO, YES AND NO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dimocritus

#17
August 17, 2011, 05:42:26 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:40:10 PM
Thats nice dimo thanks for the warning. See you later friend!

YOUR PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE "JUST WALK AWAY" MENTALITY MAKES ME KICK PUPPIES, ASSHOLE
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dysfunctional Cunt

#18
August 17, 2011, 05:43:37 PM
Ummmmm you ok dude?

Doktor Howl

#19
August 17, 2011, 05:45:02 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:30:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
I have a mop head for a wig.


GOOD, I NEED SOMETHING TO TUG ON WHILE I FUCKING YOUR SHIT INDEFINITELY

You DO have health insurance, right?

I USE THE SCHROEDINGER HEALTH PLAN. BY THAT, I MEAN THAT NEVER SEE A DOCTOR, BECAUSE AS SOON AS MY INSIDES ARE OBSERVED, THEY COLLAPSE INTO EITHER A HEALTHY OR NON-HEALTHY STATE. THEREFORE I REMAIN IN A QUANTUM STATE OF WHERE I AM BOTH HEALTHY AND NOT HEALTHY

SO, YES AND NO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

Then bring a shotgun, to blast the giant spirochetes as they come rocketing out like Goddamn Evel Kneival.
Molon Lube

Dimocritus

#20
August 17, 2011, 05:45:51 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 05:43:37 PM
Ummmmm you ok dude?

NEVER BEEN BETTER
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Nephew Twiddleton

#21
August 17, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Kicking puppies isnt very friendly friend! Could maybe not do that? Thank you so much!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dimocritus

#22
August 17, 2011, 05:50:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:45:02 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:30:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
I have a mop head for a wig.


GOOD, I NEED SOMETHING TO TUG ON WHILE I FUCKING YOUR SHIT INDEFINITELY

You DO have health insurance, right?

I USE THE SCHROEDINGER HEALTH PLAN. BY THAT, I MEAN THAT NEVER SEE A DOCTOR, BECAUSE AS SOON AS MY INSIDES ARE OBSERVED, THEY COLLAPSE INTO EITHER A HEALTHY OR NON-HEALTHY STATE. THEREFORE I REMAIN IN A QUANTUM STATE OF WHERE I AM BOTH HEALTHY AND NOT HEALTHY

SO, YES AND NO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

Then bring a shotgun, to blast the giant spirochetes as they come rocketing out like Goddamn Evel Kneival.

NOTHING SAYS LOVING LIKE ASEXUAL TRANSVERSE BINARY FISSION, LEPTO SPIROSIS BE DAMNED
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Nadezhda

#23
August 17, 2011, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Kicking puppies isnt very friendly friend! Could maybe not do that? Thank you so much!

When I hear people chewing obnoxiously (which is pretty much all chewing) it makes me want to nail (live) puppies to a wall and then punch the person's head through said wall.  I imagine this vividly when I am in one of my misophonic rages.

Is this better than kicking the puppies?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
August 17, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Dimo, my dogs and children are driving me crazy with their constant demands for my time and attention. What do I do?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dimocritus

#25
August 17, 2011, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Dimo, my dogs and children are driving me crazy with their constant demands for my time and attention. What do I do?

MEATGRINDER
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dimocritus

#26
August 17, 2011, 05:56:13 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on August 17, 2011, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Kicking puppies isnt very friendly friend! Could maybe not do that? Thank you so much!

When I hear people chewing obnoxiously (which is pretty much all chewing) it makes me want to nail (live) puppies to a wall and then punch the person's head through said wall.  I imagine this vividly when I am in one of my misophonic rages.

Is this better than kicking the puppies?

DID YOU COME HERE TO CATCH ABUSE, OR JUST TO SHOWCASE YOUR SICK PUPPY-FLESH FETISH?
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Nephew Twiddleton

#27
August 17, 2011, 05:58:48 PM
You seem a tad agitated friend. Perhaps you have some bottled up anger that you can talk to me about over an o'dould. Just one can each though. We dont want to go crazy.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
August 17, 2011, 05:58:59 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Dimo, my dogs and children are driving me crazy with their constant demands for my time and attention. What do I do?

MEATGRINDER

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dimocritus

#29
August 17, 2011, 06:01:22 PM
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"
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