THIS IS NOT A TEST

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh my. More than one o'douls... You really are agitated.

[Dimocritus]

I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT

GOOD THING FOR YOU ASS-TARDS IT'S DAYTIME HERE

[Eater of Clowns]

HEY CUDGELDIMOFIST WHERE'S INTERMITTENS:  MEATUP EDITION?

[Nadezhda]

Kicking puppies isnt very friendly friend! Could maybe not do that? Thank you so much!

When I hear people chewing obnoxiously (which is pretty much all chewing) it makes me want to nail (live) puppies to a wall and then punch the person's head through said wall.  I imagine this vividly when I am in one of my misophonic rages.

Is this better than kicking the puppies?

DID YOU COME HERE TO CATCH ABUSE, OR JUST TO SHOWCASE YOUR SICK PUPPY-FLESH FETISH?

I have showcased my sick puppy-flesh fetish in other threads on this board, yours is not special   Maybe I also have an abuse-catching fetish?  In any case, I am unsatisfied.

[Dimocritus]

HEY CUDGELDIMOFIST WHERE'S INTERMITTENS:  MEATUP EDITION?

YOU'LL GET IT WHEN IT'S GOOD AND GODDAMNED READY

[Dimocritus]

I am unsatisfied.

NOT MY PROBLEM, TRY ANIMAL PRON

[Elder Iptuous]

i am greatly concerned about what you think about what i think i really think about me.
wait.
wat?

WELL GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU

That's it?

I get better abuse from the Jehova's Witness, and they have the stones to deliver it to my doorstep!

[East Coast Hustle]

YOU  

I was actually just telling Eve the other day, that if we ever met, the first thing I would do is fight you. Afterwards we'd have a few beers while the smoking crated cooled.

With that attitude, I'm pretty sure we're destined to be buddies.

[Doktor Howl]

YOU  

I was actually just telling Eve the other day, that if we ever met, the first thing I would do is fight you. Afterwards we'd have a few beers while the smoking crated cooled.

With that attitude, I'm pretty sure we're destined to be buddies.

He may be a little guy, but when Richter knocked him down with an elbow to the face, he walked it off.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'll be the first one to tell anyone that the most important skill to have in a real-world fight is the ability to just keep taking punishment longer than the other guy.

[Dimocritus]

YOU  

I was actually just telling Eve the other day, that if we ever met, the first thing I would do is fight you. Afterwards we'd have a few beers while the smoking crated cooled.

With that attitude, I'm pretty sure we're destined to be buddies.

There's nothing I could say about you that you wouldn't delight in hearing, leaving combat as our only means of true communication.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'll be the first one to tell anyone that the most important skill to have in a real-world fight is the ability to just keep taking punishment longer than the other guy.

Unless you can run faster?

[Dimocritus]

I'll be the first one to tell anyone that the most important skill to have in a real-world fight is the ability to just keep taking punishment longer than the other guy.

Unless you can run faster?

You can't kill what you're running away from.

[Adios]

I am bored out of my fucking mind.

[Cainad (dec.)]

HAY DIMO

WADDUP, SPAGWAD?!?!