News:

If you can't abuse it, it's not power.

Main Menu

Nigel, this is actually starting to get to me.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 16, 2011, 01:02:51 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Suu

I don't fold fitted sheets. I roll them into a ball and throw them into my linen closet. They're on the bottom anyway, who the fuck is looking at the wrinkles?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

This video has an amazingly fast and easy way to fold a fitted sheet.

In homemaker terms, it's borderline genius.

East Coast Hustle

Seriously, though, who the fuck bothers folding a fitted sheet?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

I mean, that's almost as retarded as folding your boxer shorts.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

I've never had to deal with the problem, I have one set of sheets, they are either on my bed or in the wash.  It keeps life easy and you don't have to fold them  :lulz:

Suu

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 18, 2011, 02:53:36 PM
I mean, that's almost as retarded as folding your boxer shorts.

THIS.

Folding underwear is pointless. Just throw it in the drawer.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Elder Iptuous

LMNO, is there another method for folding them that i am not aware of?
i guess i just mimicked the way they were folded when you buy them, and i do it exactly like that fellow does...

ECH, i just roll up my underwear. quick and efficient.  i only have a little drawer for them, so if i stuffed them in there, it wouldn't fit well enough.  plus i can see them all to pick which ones i want.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 18, 2011, 02:53:15 PM
Seriously, though, who the fuck bothers folding a fitted sheet?

I fold them, because I have like eight sets of them and wadding them up in the bottom of the closet is a ridiculous waste of storage space.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Nigel on August 18, 2011, 08:13:34 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 18, 2011, 02:53:15 PM
Seriously, though, who the fuck bothers folding a fitted sheet?

I fold them, because I have like eight sets of them and wadding them up in the bottom of the closet is a ridiculous waste of storage space.

I fold them because if I don't, my mother will, from halfway across the country, smack me in the back of the head.  (Richter, you think I made that shot I caught my brother with up?  I learned from her.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

My mom used to IRON sheets.
Then everybody eventually had to get jobs and quit doing that.  :p
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Elder Iptuous

we own an iron.
it's a lonely, lonely device...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iptuous on August 18, 2011, 09:11:09 PM
we own an iron.
it's a lonely, lonely device...

I recently discovered that I own an iron. It's in the basement, and I vaguely remember buying it about 20 years ago.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

what about buttoned shirts? you need to iron those. not that I actually do it, but I know I should :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 18, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
what about buttoned shirts? you need to iron those. not that I actually do it, but I know I should :)

My ex had an iron that I guess he used for those. I never used it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Elder Iptuous

i think most shirts these days are 'wrinkle free', which ime means that if you take them out of the dryer as soon as it's done and hang them up, then you're golden.