The help Coyote get into college thread

[Suu]

The format of your essay should be as follows:

"My name is Coyote, and I'm a motherfucking badass who wants to go to your school. Let me tell you how awesome I am for this particular program at your school, because I'm a badass. I find your program appealing because of this this and my badassery. Oh, did I mention I did this this and this then? Yes, I did. I'm a badass. Thank you for allowing me this chance to tell you how badass I am. I look forward to hearing from you in the future."

You make that school WANT YOU.

[LMNO]

Alternately, you could do it like this...





Darling fascist bully boy,

Give me some more money you bastard.

May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman,
Neil

[Suu]

That too.



...Or you can talk to the department of financial aid and get them in touch with the department of veteran services at your school to activate your GI bill.

[Don Coyote]

Of course people find something wrong with my content after I sent it off after having been working on that application since july.

[Eater of Clowns]

Of course people find something wrong with my content after I sent it off after having been working on that application since july.

Eh, I wouldn't get too worried about it.  The writing standards that you'll be up against, both on the part of the other applicants and probably even on the admissions employee, aren't exactly overwhelming.  It being coherent and lacking specific errors are the important things.

I'm not entirely convinced that they want you to sell yourself so much as determine that you're capable of putting together an idea.