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[Don Coyote]

Is the real reason the Scottish can't wear pants.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is the real reason the Scottish can't wear pants.

Coyote is the shit.

He is the necessary cattle prod in my Discordian projects.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

is probably a cool guy to have a beer with.

Erm... you did have a beer with him.

Unless the stuff that Dimo shared with me had extra stuff in it.

[BadBeast]

Collects creepy Uncles like they were rare hipster vinyl.

[Eater of Clowns]

Not all that bad, nor much of a beast, but actually significantly worse than both.

[Placid Dingo]

To my knowledge, has never actually eaten a clown.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

To my knowledge, they have accomplished nothing of note, are relatively boring, and are to be regarded as a mediocre human being.

TL;DR - Go do something awesome that people will remember you as a badass for doing, if only by internet moniker.

[Cramulus]

this guys posts are like giving your eyes a rimjob

[Doktor Howl]

Too much upstate New York in that cheesy, shit-eating grin he wears when he does that awful thing at parties.

[Cramulus]

I heard he's a 11-hit die monster from Dark Sun which can make a claw/claw/bite attack each round, and has 50% resistance to psionic attacks. A party once stumbled into his lair in search of Howl eggs, and were forced, at chatkcha point, to cut off their own limbs and perform little puppet shows for the mad doktor's amusement. One of those adventurers survived, and to this day he breaks down into hysterical sobbing every time he sees a sock puppet.

[BadBeast]

Has built an underground city beneath his garden shed, and is in the process of populating it with genetically engineered spider monkey / ferret hybrids, so that when 'Teh sistem' all goes tits up, he can emerge with his own Army of cryptobeasts to serve him Ice Cream and pickles all day. (While he works on his steam powered robot) Doesn't want to be no crazy fool.

[Doktor Howl]

Is suspiciously British.

[Dimocritus]

Is suspiciously British.

Practices medicine without a licence.

[Doktor Howl]

Thinks that's a bad thing.

[Elder Iptuous]

Used to be a real 'people person' back when he was a little girl, before the horrible accident that crushed his love for humanity.
Still has that sweet little girl deep down inside.