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Started by Salty, August 22, 2011, 06:55:13 AM

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Doktor Howl

I don't care.  Some of them are funny.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

By and large I don't even use groups.

But, as a rule if you want to add me to a group, ASK me first.

If the group is going to repeatedly change its name to occasionally crass, vulgar things like, Faggy McPhaggerson's Butthole Brigade or something like that, DON'T add me.

If it is something that would potentially get me in trouble at work, DON'T add me. I have two coworkers on my friends list, one of which used to be my supervisor.

If it is something that would potentially affect how my music is received, FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T ADD ME.

And, if it has something to do with what the fuck is wrong with [fill in the blank] they suck die in a fire, don't add me. I was added to the Hey Ex, why are you still alive? group without my permission and without considering that I tend to like and remain friends with most of my exes. Seriously. I have 4 exes on my friends list.

I have two profiles and my trollfile at this time can't be associated with Discordianism, since I am a known Discordian and it would give the joke away, so the one you have of me on your friends list is my real one which I use to interact with old friends and promote my band.
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Suu

Quote from: Alty on August 22, 2011, 06:55:13 AM
If you absolutely do NOT want to be added to ANY facebook group please let that be known in this thread. I certainly don't want to piss anybody off for something like that.

I'm fairly certain I know about the following, correct me if I'm wrong:

ECH
Charley
Jenne

Ditto.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Triple Zero

Rather not, for me. I hardly ever log in, and frankly I have no idea how this group thing even works. But if it means my friends are seeing all sorts of shit happening to my account, while I'm not even logging in (been months now), then yeah, that would be very annoying.
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East Coast Hustle

STOP ADDING ME TO THE GODDAMN FACEBOOK GROUPS!

Seriously, you guys are fucking with my employment when you add me to political groups without asking. From now on I'm going to have to defriend anyone who does it. Nothing personal.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 23, 2011, 05:20:11 PM
STOP ADDING ME TO THE GODDAMN FACEBOOK GROUPS!

Seriously, you guys are fucking with my employment when you add me to political groups without asking. From now on I'm going to have to defriend anyone who does it. Nothing personal.

Who got you?
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

The newest Rick Perry one. I'm pretty sure that neither political leanings nor the words "BISEXUAL TEENAGE PORN" in all caps will impress my evil overlords.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Anna Mae Bollocks

Mea culpa, I added him to the Rick Perry group last night.

Add me to anything you guys want as long as it's not racist or any of that, which I don't think the people here would touch anyway.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 23, 2011, 05:48:27 PM
The newest Rick Perry one. I'm pretty sure that neither political leanings nor the words "BISEXUAL TEENAGE PORN" in all caps will impress my evil overlords.

You never can tell.  Are they Texans?

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2011, 05:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 23, 2011, 05:48:27 PM
The newest Rick Perry one. I'm pretty sure that neither political leanings nor the words "BISEXUAL TEENAGE PORN" in all caps will impress my evil overlords.

You never can tell.  Are they Texans?

:lulz:

:spittake: :mittens:

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2011, 05:50:59 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 23, 2011, 05:48:27 PM
The newest Rick Perry one. I'm pretty sure that neither political leanings nor the words "BISEXUAL TEENAGE PORN" in all caps will impress my evil overlords.

You never can tell.  Are they Texans?

:lulz:

Actually, I'd be more worried about them disapproving of my disapproval. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

I would prefer not to be added to goups about drugs.  Political adn shit I don't care. 

In any event if I get added to something I don't want to be a part of I'll just pitch a fit and say it was done against my will  :lulz:

Cramulus

whoever added me to "1,000,000+ Citizens for an Independent Investigation of Sept.11th, 2001" is now on my shit list

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on August 23, 2011, 06:42:18 PM
whoever added me to "1,000,000+ Citizens for an Independent Investigation of Sept.11th, 2001" is now on my shit list

You can just look at the log of you being added.
Molon Lube

Faust

I'm with ECH's suggestion, I'm just going to have to remove anyone who adds me to these.
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