PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory

[Cain]

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/08/21/peta-to-launch-porn-site

In another sensational attempt to draw attention to the plight of animals, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is planning to launch a porn site later this year.

A spokeswoman for the group says the site will feature adult content along with graphic images of animals that viewers may not expect to see.

"We are preparing to launch our own peta.xxx site, but instead of just showing people our iconic ads we then show them how animals suffer for entertainment," PETA's Ashley Byrne told Australia's Herald Sun. The organization says its sexy side displayed in galleries and videos will quickly give way to the sinister world of animal mistreatment uncovered by the group's hidden camera investigations.

So, it's bascially going to be an animal torture porn site.

Fantastic.

[The Johnny]

im so gonna bugger all PETA aquientances with this 

[Doktor Howl]

im so gonna bugger all PETA aquientances with this 

Already forwarded to a few. 

[Triple Zero]

[Adios]

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Yes, we have 3 videos in our lineup so far:
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"Monster Cock Poundfest"
"Chicks With Ticks"
"Bessie Gets Nailed In The Shed"

[Cainad (dec.)]

"Chicks With Ticks"

Eeeeeeewww!

[Dimocritus]

WTFisthisIdon'teven... 

[Luna]

So...  They're setting up a site catering to sickos who get off on seeing animals abused?

How is THIS a good idea?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Bear in mind, friends:

PETA is not actually about preventing animal cruelty. It is a proto-cult wherein members try to be more fanatical than the next spag in an eternal cycle of one-upmanship.

[PopeTom]

Bear in mind, friends:

PETA is not actually about preventing animal cruelty. It is a proto-cult wherein members try to be more fanatical than the next spag in an eternal cycle of one-upmanship.

so standard human behavior

[The Wizard Joseph]

  And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.   
(or at least made fun of)

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So wait, PETA is creating a site for Furries with death fetishes?

I can't see where that could possibly go wrong...... 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.   
(or at least made fun of)

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

[Doktor Howl]

And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.   
(or at least made fun of)

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

Yeah, the moment someone identifies themselves with PETA, I write them off as assholes.