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Dysfunctional Cunt

#15
August 24, 2011, 03:03:56 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 23, 2011, 09:04:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2011, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 23, 2011, 08:31:18 PM
I've actually heard someone use the phrase, "Yeah, they said cousin Jebidiah (not his real name) was airborne, doin about 180 when he hit that concrete barrier. Tore his head plumb off. I guess when it's your time, it's your time.

:horrormirth:

I fail to see what's wrong with that statement.

It shows a clear lack of understanding of the concept of causality.

Does it? Maybe they think someone's picking times.
Maybe what was being done that led to the aforementioned impact seemed survivable. Who Knows?

We got where we are as a species by having a well developed ability to "see it coming" and prepare accordingly.
Not everybody sees with equal clarity obviously.
If you just don't have whatever it takes to survive a situation, it kills you.
Mental clarity and forethought is just one of those things.
You live exactly as long as your environment allows given your abilities.
When the dice don't favor you (if there really are dice and chance) it's not like life lets you cash out and walk away from the table.
Maybe they figured it was his time 'cuz he went all in on a bad bet   ...and it's funny.


Has anyone ever told you that you could fuck up a wet dream? 

The Wizard Joseph

#16
August 24, 2011, 04:56:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 03:03:56 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 23, 2011, 09:04:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2011, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 23, 2011, 08:31:18 PM
I've actually heard someone use the phrase, "Yeah, they said cousin Jebidiah (not his real name) was airborne, doin about 180 when he hit that concrete barrier. Tore his head plumb off. I guess when it's your time, it's your time.

:horrormirth:

I fail to see what's wrong with that statement.

It shows a clear lack of understanding of the concept of causality.

Does it? Maybe they think someone's picking times.
Maybe what was being done that led to the aforementioned impact seemed survivable. Who Knows?

We got where we are as a species by having a well developed ability to "see it coming" and prepare accordingly.
Not everybody sees with equal clarity obviously.
If you just don't have whatever it takes to survive a situation, it kills you.
Mental clarity and forethought is just one of those things.
You live exactly as long as your environment allows given your abilities.
When the dice don't favor you (if there really are dice and chance) it's not like life lets you cash out and walk away from the table.
Maybe they figured it was his time 'cuz he went all in on a bad bet   ...and it's funny.


Has anyone ever told you that you could fuck up a wet dream? 

Not really.  Why?
Did I? 
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Freeky

#17
August 24, 2011, 04:58:11 PM
No, but you did take a lot of the funny out by overanalyzing shit.

The Wizard Joseph

#18
August 24, 2011, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 24, 2011, 04:58:11 PM
No, but you did take a lot of the funny out by overanalyzing shit.

Oh, sorry.  I'll try to rein it in.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

#19
August 24, 2011, 05:01:45 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 23, 2011, 09:04:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2011, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 23, 2011, 08:31:18 PM
I've actually heard someone use the phrase, "Yeah, they said cousin Jebidiah (not his real name) was airborne, doin about 180 when he hit that concrete barrier. Tore his head plumb off. I guess when it's your time, it's your time.

:horrormirth:

I fail to see what's wrong with that statement.

It shows a clear lack of understanding of the concept of causality.

Faster is better.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#20
August 24, 2011, 05:02:58 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 23, 2011, 09:04:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2011, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 23, 2011, 08:31:18 PM
I've actually heard someone use the phrase, "Yeah, they said cousin Jebidiah (not his real name) was airborne, doin about 180 when he hit that concrete barrier. Tore his head plumb off. I guess when it's your time, it's your time.

:horrormirth:

I fail to see what's wrong with that statement.

It shows a clear lack of understanding of the concept of causality.

Does it? Maybe they think someone's picking times.
Maybe what was being done that led to the aforementioned impact seemed survivable. Who Knows?

We got where we are as a species by having a well developed ability to "see it coming" and prepare accordingly.
Not everybody sees with equal clarity obviously.
If you just don't have whatever it takes to survive a situation, it kills you.
Mental clarity and forethought is just one of those things.
You live exactly as long as your environment allows given your abilities.
When the dice don't favor you (if there really are dice and chance) it's not like life lets you cash out and walk away from the table.
Maybe they figured it was his time 'cuz he went all in on a bad bet   ...and it's funny.


:lord:
Molon Lube
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