Kai! What in the nine hells?

[Kurt Christ]

I was amused by the article calling the mandibles "Ninja-Like"

It is a little-known fact that ninjas have jaws exceeding the length of their own arms.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Well, if ones of these things came flying at me I doubt I would have enough science in me to go "Wow isn't that neat" as opposed to "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING THING KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT NOW!!!"

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I can't make out much of a stinger on it, Khara. I think it just pinches you like an old coot pinching a waitress.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I can't make out much of a stinger on it, Khara. I think it just pinches you like an old coot pinching a waitress.

I can't honestly say I would be willing to get close enough to know that Stella 

[Jenne]

I can't make out much of a stinger on it, Khara. I think it just pinches you like an old coot pinching a waitress.

  STELLA!

And Phox, I yoinked and shared liberally that wasp pic!  TY!

[Phox]

I can't make out much of a stinger on it, Khara. I think it just pinches you like an old coot pinching a waitress.

  STELLA!

And Phox, I yoinked and shared liberally that wasp pic!  TY!

No problem. 

[Luna]

Hey, Kai...

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/scicurious-brain/2011/09/30/ignobel-prize-winner-the-beetle-and-the-beer-bottle-a-tragic-love-story/