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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

http://www.mypeepeebottle.com/

[Cain]

Rotavirus infection is highly contagious. The primary mode of transmission of rotavirus is the passage of the virus in stool to the mouth of another child. This is known as a fecal-oral route of transmission. Children can transmit the virus when they forget to wash their hands after using the toilet or before eating. Touching a surface that has been contaminated with rotavirus and then touching the mouth area can result in infection. Can you reduce the risks? YES YOU CAN...by teaching your child to wash their fucking hands and not be so lazy

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Rotavirus infection is highly contagious. The primary mode of transmission of rotavirus is the passage of the virus in stool to the mouth of another child. This is known as a fecal-oral route of transmission. Children can transmit the virus when they forget to wash their hands after using the toilet or before eating. Touching a surface that has been contaminated with rotavirus and then touching the mouth area can result in infection. Can you reduce the risks? YES YOU CAN...by teaching your child to wash their fucking hands and not be so lazy

True story.

And if you just teach them to pee in a bottle instead of washing their hands, then if THEY have something contagious, they will be sure to go around touching the shit out of everything and getting everyone else sick.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I wonder if Howard Hughs' mom had him using something like this?

[Cain]

Rotavirus infection is highly contagious. The primary mode of transmission of rotavirus is the passage of the virus in stool to the mouth of another child. This is known as a fecal-oral route of transmission. Children can transmit the virus when they forget to wash their hands after using the toilet or before eating. Touching a surface that has been contaminated with rotavirus and then touching the mouth area can result in infection. Can you reduce the risks? YES YOU CAN...by teaching your child to wash their fucking hands and not be so lazy

True story.

And if you just teach them to pee in a bottle instead of washing their hands, then if THEY have something contagious, they will be sure to go around touching the shit out of everything and getting everyone else sick.

Or, depending on age, opening the bottle to throw the content at other kids.  But same basic principle.

[Elder Iptuous]

My sons have a MyPeePeeTire.
It's the front passenger side.

[Jenne]

That just seems...WRONG. like it's a troll site or something. How fucked up is this??

[Cainad (dec.)]

Okay, there's taking advantage of irrationally anxious parents of toddlers to make a quick buck, and then there's being fucking absurd.

[Salty]

Obviously you guys just didn't bother to read the copy.

Nothing compares to
My Pee Pee Bottle®, Nothing!

[Eve Hill]

I wonder if Howard Hughs' mom had him using something like this?

[Doktor Howl]

1.  Urine is sterile.

2.  This, however, no excuse for not leaving piss jugs all over creation, like meth'd out truckers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

One of the things I love about the site is the comments about how sure, you could use another kind of bottle.but you'd have to make sure it wouldn't leak. And I'm thinking "Oh, you mean like every water bottle ever made?" All this is is a small Nalgene bottle repurposed for urine.

I'm kinda freaked out by the people who are so ecstatic to have their kids avoid the public restrooms at the mall, because it makes me wonder just where, exactly, they are having their kids pee when they're at the mall. And also how much time they spend at the mall with their kids, for this to be an issue.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This is not only disgusting it is downright stupid.

You make a bottle for a kid to pee in that looks like your every day average water bottle.  That alone is sending a weird message.  Then you are basically telling your kids it's ok to pee in water bottles, which can only cause more confusion and it's just gross.

There should never be a time you encourage a child to pee in a water bottle.  When they pee in their brother or sister's water battle how can you justify punishing them?  Then how to you deal with the trauma of your child drinking pee?  Which is exactly what a kid is going to do.  Because they will think it is funny.
 

[Doktor Howl]

This is not only disgusting it is downright stupid.

You make a bottle for a kid to pee in that looks like your every day average water bottle.  That alone is sending a weird message.  Then you are basically telling your kids it's ok to pee in water bottles, which can only cause more confusion and it's just gross.

There should never be a time you encourage a child to pee in a water bottle.  When they pee in their brother or sister's water battle how can you justify punishing them?  Then how to you deal with the trauma of your child drinking pee?  Which is exactly what a kid is going to do.  Because they will think it is funny.
 

On the plus side:  Piss jugs everywhere.  It's like bringing the truck stop home.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is not only disgusting it is downright stupid.

You make a bottle for a kid to pee in that looks like your every day average water bottle.  That alone is sending a weird message.  Then you are basically telling your kids it's ok to pee in water bottles, which can only cause more confusion and it's just gross.

There should never be a time you encourage a child to pee in a water bottle.  When they pee in their brother or sister's water battle how can you justify punishing them?  Then how to you deal with the trauma of your child drinking pee?  Which is exactly what a kid is going to do.  Because they will think it is funny.
 

On the plus side:  Piss jugs everywhere.  It's like bringing the truck stop home.

I'd like you all to consider, for a moment, what these childrens' college dorm rooms are going to look like.

Also,  they're being taught that its OK to not wash your hands, if you pee in a bottle.