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NASA records the death of a star

Started by Luna, August 29, 2011, 10:57:54 PM

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Luna

August 29, 2011, 10:57:54 PM
YouTube recording of what they're thinking is a star being destroyed by a black hole...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdJllO8zH4&feature=player_embedded
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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August 30, 2011, 02:05:42 PM
Damn. That's a big flash.
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Bruno

#2
August 30, 2011, 08:15:42 PM
I hope nobody got hurt.   :eek:
Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

#3
August 30, 2011, 08:33:26 PM
Nobody tell Babylon Horuv about this.  He'll fap til the fucking thing comes off.
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Triple Zero

#4
August 30, 2011, 08:46:29 PM
I'm CRYING because how TRAGIC this is :cry:
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August 30, 2011, 08:46:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 08:33:26 PM
Nobody tell Babylon Horuv about this.  He'll fap til the fucking thing comes off.

This is a problem how?
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Bruno

#6
August 30, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
How many lightyears away was this?

Could this be vintage snuff porn?
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Luna

#7
August 30, 2011, 09:14:00 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 30, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
How many lightyears away was this?

Could this be vintage snuff porn?

4 billion light years away.  That's pretty vintage.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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August 31, 2011, 02:04:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 30, 2011, 08:46:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 08:33:26 PM
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This is a problem how?
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August 31, 2011, 02:26:39 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 30, 2011, 08:46:29 PM
I'm CRYING because how TRAGIC this is :cry:

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Triple Zero

#10
August 31, 2011, 03:17:30 PM
It was a HISTORICAL star!!
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#11
August 31, 2011, 06:52:08 PM
I was gonna be all like: "X ray wavelength blah blah blah, binary system, yada yada yada, accretion disks and fusion, so on and so on" but I didn't want to kill the  :lulz:

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August 31, 2011, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 31, 2011, 06:52:08 PM
I was gonna be all like: "X ray wavelength blah blah blah, binary system, yada yada yada, accretion disks and fusion, so on and so on" but I didn't want to kill the  :lulz:

You're welcome.

You can see the star is all red and orange before it explodes, that means it's really far away because of all the red shift, right?

(again this is why my running pants and clothes are all red, so that people think I'm really farther away than I really am and then when it turns out that I'm in fact really close they're all like WTF HOW DID HE MOVE SO FAST :? and I'm all like 8) )
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#13
August 31, 2011, 07:38:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 31, 2011, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 31, 2011, 06:52:08 PM
I was gonna be all like: "X ray wavelength blah blah blah, binary system, yada yada yada, accretion disks and fusion, so on and so on" but I didn't want to kill the  :lulz:

You're welcome.

You can see the star is all red and orange before it explodes, that means it's really far away because of all the red shift, right?

(again this is why my running pants and clothes are all red, so that people think I'm really farther away than I really am and then when it turns out that I'm in fact really close they're all like WTF HOW DID HE MOVE SO FAST :? and I'm all like 8) )

The front should be blue, so when they think you're blueshifting as you run towards theem
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Kai

#14
September 01, 2011, 03:02:54 AM
Wow. Well, I knew the hypothesis that a massive object entering a black hole would be torn to pieces while burning up on the disk around the event horizon, releasing high energy radiation, but I had no idea it would look like THAT.
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