BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.

[Doktor Howl]

GIVE EMILY SOME OF DAT GOOD LOVING, DIMO!
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[LMNO]

You're a bad man, and you do bad thing.

[Doktor Howl]

You're a bad man, and you do bad thing.

I am so bored that I can no longer be held accountable for my actions.

I believe I shall torment Mike for a while.

[Dimocritus]

I'm sorry, Dok. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[Richter]

Rumors of what I did to my co workers are HIGHLY unfounded.  I did it worse, and left them twtiching on stakes Tepes - style.  (Ass -to - mouth)

The rest are now the vassals of my new warlord state, and are farming strange fruit from the odd floodplain soil of Warwick.

Join me Dimo, be my dog of war.

[iarmit]

...do I still get Conanicut?

[Dimocritus]

Rumors of what I did to my co workers are HIGHLY unfounded.  I did it worse, and left them twtiching on stakes Tepes - style.  (Ass -to - mouth)

The rest are now the vassals of my new warlord state, and are farming strange fruit from the odd floodplain soil of Warwick.

Join me Dimo, be my dog of war.

I'm game.

Also, who the hell is Mike?

[Suu]

Sorry guys, I had to put the Principality on lockdown while I go on my diplomatic mission to Cape Cod. The Pell Bridge RPGs are armed, so don't be foolish.

Oh, and all that needless construction on the Mt. Hope? My new orbital platform launcher, but no worries, all weapons in that part of the bay are strictly pointed at Fall River.

[Dimocritus]

It's hard to wage a bloody feud against the heathens when I keep getting them and my friends confused. So lets do it this way, why don't you all just tell me which ones are the heathens, and I'll get to the ol' choppy-choppy.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

It's hard to wage a bloody feud against the heathens when I keep getting them and my friends confused. So lets do it this way, why don't you all just tell me which ones are the heathens, and I'll get to the ol' choppy-choppy.

I'm sorry, what's wrong with the heathens again?  Just to clarify why you and I are at war......

[Dimocritus]

See, that's the thing. From each persons reference frame, the other guy is the heathen. There's only one solution.

30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE, NO HOLDS BARRED, EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES, DEATH MATCH ON PAY-PER-VIEW

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

See, that's the thing. From each persons reference frame, the other guy is the heathen. There's only one solution.

30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE, NO HOLDS BARRED, EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES, DEATH MATCH ON PAY-PER-VIEW

[Suu]

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