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HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!

Started by GIGGLES, August 29, 2011, 06:59:00 AM

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Eve Hill

#15
August 30, 2011, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 29, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
PUT A RAW HIDE STRIP BETWEEN ITS LIPS SO IT DOESN'T SHATTER ITS TEETH!

:spit:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
August 30, 2011, 04:36:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.

:vom:
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Fractalbeard

#17
August 31, 2011, 05:12:29 AM
Heh, beef curtains.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#18
August 31, 2011, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.

:x

What's the pink goo?
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Jenne

#19
August 31, 2011, 07:37:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.

:x

What's the pink goo?

Joo gotta be more specific--the inside goo or outside goo...?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
August 31, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
The outside goo.

From the inside, I'm seeing it as raw meat, bean dip/liver pate, pink goo with burned bacon or something.

And a bone clit.  :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

#21
August 31, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
Jesus.

Jenne

#22
August 31, 2011, 08:39:48 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
The outside goo.

From the inside, I'm seeing it as raw meat, bean dip/liver pate, pink goo with burned bacon or something.

And a bone clit.  :horrormirth:

Outer lips with hair = pink and black frosting.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#23
August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess.  :horrormirth:
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BadBeast

#24
September 03, 2011, 10:51:53 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess.  :horrormirth:
Nobdy ate that mess.
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navkat

#25
September 04, 2011, 03:37:14 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess.  :horrormirth:

WRONG.

Someone got paid $5 to eat it.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#26
September 04, 2011, 03:42:45 AM
Quote from: navkat on September 04, 2011, 03:37:14 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess.  :horrormirth:

WRONG.

Someone got paid $5 to eat it.

YES. AND THEY SPENT THE MONEY ON MD 2020 AND $2 "LITTLE CIGARS".
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navkat

#27
September 04, 2011, 06:53:27 AM
YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#28
September 04, 2011, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: navkat on September 04, 2011, 06:53:27 AM
YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS?

DOES ONE OF THEM HAVE A DEFORMED NEKKID GURL TATTOOED ON HIS FACE?
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