Greetings from a n00b!

[Medford Shmoo]

Hey there. I'm new and this is my first internet forum. Pleased to meet you all

Since I am a huge n00b is there anything I should know? For instance, what sort of behavior will lead to banned-ness, that sort of thing.

Tim

[Murmur]

Look around and watch for the stickies at the top of each section. 

[East Coast Hustle]

Hey there. I'm new and this is my first internet forum. Pleased to meet you all

Since I am a huge n00b is there anything I should know? For instance, what sort of behavior will lead to banned-ness, that sort of thing.

Tim

For starters, we tend to ban anyone from Methford Medford.

[East Coast Hustle]

But since you are apparently from Crumpetland and probably don't even know what Medford is, we'll let it slide.

[PopeTom]

Hey there. I'm new and this is my first internet forum. Pleased to meet you all

Since I am a huge n00b is there anything I should know? For instance, what sort of behavior will lead to banned-ness, that sort of thing.

Tim

For starters, we tend to ban anyone from Methford Medford.

Christ, I'm like three miles away from being banned.

[East Coast Hustle]

Wrong Medford, though I can add that one to the list if you'd like.

[Medford Shmoo]

But since you are apparently from Crumpetland and probably don't even know what Medford is, we'll let it slide.

Is it a place?

I am from England although crumpets aren't as popular as they once were, sadly. They are great though.

[Triple Zero]

Look around and watch for the stickies at the top of each section. 

I dunno i tried finding them to link them as a courtesy, but they tend keeping getting to bury underneath mountains of strife, for some reason

anyway check these, I think:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25992.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16999.0

dunno if these are the most up-to-date, but they carry the general gist of it.

Dok's "new people should probably read this" is also a very good intro, although I could not explicitly find any links to our (few) rules in that thread, still definitely worth reading:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29657.0

[Suu]

Hey there. I'm new and this is my first internet forum. Pleased to meet you all

Since I am a huge n00b is there anything I should know? For instance, what sort of behavior will lead to banned-ness, that sort of thing.

Tim

For starters, we tend to ban anyone from Methford Medford.

Fuck, not Medford. AGAIN.

[East Coast Hustle]

I was talking about Medford, OR, which makes Medford, MA look like Pleasantville.

[Suu]

I was talking about Medford, OR, which makes Medford, MA look like Pleasantville.

[PopeTom]

I was talking about Medford, OR, which makes Medford, MA look like Pleasantville.

Do those fuckers in Medford, Or have a private pond? 

The assholes in Medford, MA have a perfectly functioning swimming hole but jealously guard it for their own inbred kind. 

[East Coast Hustle]

Any ponds in Medford, OR are likely to actually be reservoirs of anhydrous ammonia to be used for making more crystal meth.

[Murmur]

I happen to live in the PDX area, but Methford is pretty well known for... well... yeah. What the name says.

[Freeky]

If this is your first forum, how do you know that "n00b" is the proper spelling of the slur for new people?