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Roses are red, violets are... FUCKING... VIOLET!!

Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.

To make matters worse, my wife is watching "Bachelor Pad."

Seriously... "Vapid" is a severe understatement. At first I hung on, hoping they were trying to be ironic, then I thought "well, maybe it's just poorly acted script." When I started gnawing on the coffee table I realized that... not only are there people out there like this, but we pay a lot of attention to them. 

Things is bad.
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September 13, 2011, 03:29:55 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.

I think you need to get off the couch and take your talents to public transit.
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September 13, 2011, 05:30:18 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 13, 2011, 03:29:55 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.

I think you need to get off the couch and take your talents to public transit.

:mittens:
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September 13, 2011, 05:45:49 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 13, 2011, 03:29:55 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.

I think you need to get off the couch and take your talents to public transit.

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September 13, 2011, 10:49:17 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 13, 2011, 03:29:55 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.

I think you need to get off the couch and take your talents to public transit.

If he winds up on my bus, I WILL stuff his ass out the window.

(Note, the windows on our busses do not open.  This will cause me to actually do some work, and will make me cranky.)
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September 13, 2011, 12:40:30 PM
Tell you what. I'll vacuum seal a whole gallon's worth of dysentery and send it to whoever thinks they can make use of it.

If my pain can be someone's lluzl, it'll be worth it
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September 13, 2011, 02:32:55 PM
Sure thing, my mailing address is

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