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PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.

Started by Doktor Howl, September 13, 2011, 03:20:54 AM

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Doktor Howl

September 13, 2011, 03:20:54 AM
It's becoming normal.  This is a DESERT.  That is defined as:

a : arid land with usually sparse vegetation; especially : such land having a very warm climate and receiving less than 25 centimeters (10 inches) of sporadic rainfall annually

WE'VE HAD 6 INCHES OF RAINFALL THIS FUCKING MONTH.  THE MOLD ON MY JUNK HAS MOLD OF ITS OWN.

IS FOR STOPPING NOW.
Molon Lube

Kai

#1
September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
 :lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
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Freeky

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September 13, 2011, 03:37:50 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
:lulz:

Luna

#3
September 13, 2011, 03:39:50 AM
The rain's come looking for Roger.  It misses him...
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

#4
September 13, 2011, 02:09:41 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.

I am NOT HAVING THIS SHIT.

I put up with weirdos on my streets and in my government.  I put up with lousy drivers and scorching heat.  I put up with entitled fat people in Rascal scooters1.  Why do I put up with these things?

To get away from cold & rain.

This is BULLSHIT.




1  Okay, so I don't technically "put up with" them.  But the thought is what counts.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#5
September 13, 2011, 02:11:06 PM
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING IS UNDER WATER.

Doktor Howl

#6
September 13, 2011, 02:13:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 13, 2011, 02:11:06 PM
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING IS UNDER WATER.

NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING'S WASHED DOWN THE GULLY TO SAHUARITA.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

#7
September 13, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....

Doktor Howl

#8
September 13, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 13, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....

All of my holy messages went downstream.   :sad:

Even the Tea Party office's doorstep is clean.
Molon Lube

Luna

#9
September 13, 2011, 02:26:13 PM
Hey, Dok,
That little green package I sent ya...  this shit is what it's for...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#10
September 13, 2011, 02:33:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 13, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....

All of my holy messages went downstream.   :sad:

Even the Tea Party office's doorstep is clean.

:cry:

P3nT4gR4m

#11
September 13, 2011, 03:14:48 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.

Bullshit it is. Scotland is cold and wet and mostly stinks of wino-piss. Same as ever. Either climate change is a myth or we're the fucking answer and you better hope it's the former cos if Scotland is the answer to your problems you're so far beyond fucked even Frankie Boyle wouldn't be able to laugh at you.

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#12
September 13, 2011, 03:58:34 PM
DOKTOR HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME MY FUCKING RAIN BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SKY IS FUCKING BLUE OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#13
September 13, 2011, 11:31:38 PM
im still trying to drown Phoenix. And I have dental surgery on Thursday. This week does not look good for Arizona. :lulz:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#14
September 14, 2011, 02:16:13 PM
I'm really very far away from Phoenix, can you aim just a little better pretty please!!!  :lulz:
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